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That is a new level of drunk.

I see this kind of like when the officer is approaching and you just raise the bottle in surrender.

He be like "you're not going to get out of this by drinking after you pull over" and I be like "I'm not drinking to get out of this lol I'm drinking because I need a drink"

Sounds like a ruff night for the both of them.

On his way home from his roofing job, clearly.