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On his way home from his roofing job, clearly.

Sounds like a ruff night for the both of them.

I see this kind of like when the officer is approaching and you just raise the bottle in surrender.

He be like "you're not going to get out of this by drinking after you pull over" and I be like "I'm not drinking to get out of this lol I'm drinking because I need a drink"

That is a new level of drunk.