Why does my food always look and taste better than yours? - Upgoat

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Why does my food always look and taste better than yours?
submitted by paul_neri to Recipes 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:58:41 ago (+5/-6) (i.ibb.co)
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Just sayin'. Not trying to pick a fight or nuthin'.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 11:38:17 ago (+0/-0)

Halved roma tomatoes on burnt pancakes, eat your heart out Masterchef.

Your wife clearly can't cook, hope she has a vacuum vagina.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Ouch! Can't upvote that!

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:58:30 ago (+1/-0)

Where's the recipe? Wrong sub for gloating, mister.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 09:12:09 ago (+4/-0)

Take a jewish English Muffin. Burn the edges in a toaster. Stick a few random green grass things on it. Then stick a few small yellow peppers on it. Then plate it on plastic dishes to not be smug.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 11:41:13 ago (+2/-0)

jewish English Muffin.

English Muffins are god-tier food, take that insult back faggot.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:28:13 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely and the wholemeal and multi-grain variety particularly nice imo. They have 4/5 health stars.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:48:41 ago (+2/-0)

Meat pies or bust, Aussie.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:54:05 ago (+0/-0)*

Cook (who is next to me): "no comment (giggles)".

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:14:07 ago (+4/-0)

Your "cook" is a faggot nigger, neri. Your food was made by a retard.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:25:37 ago (+0/-0)

The cook (my wife) said: "if you say so (giggles)".

[ - ] 1nward 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:44:44 ago (+2/-0)

Obviously it's the plate, from china, painted with lead paint.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:51:25 ago (+0/-0)

She who knows everything said: "you're correct about the lead. They are old camping plates and should be used in the garden".

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 06:48:01 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/0hgwh5.jpg

Not a chance in hell.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 07:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

Ok. I see asparagus and pumpkin with a knob of cream/butter but is the other stuff American Omelette?

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 08:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

Stuffed pork loin, dressing, green beans, sweet potatoes.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:24:17 ago (+1/-0)

"pork" - eew!

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

I know. I do pork about 3 times a month. Nut you're right. It's tasty, but disgusting.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 09:01:05 ago (+0/-0)

Overcooked everything.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 10:09:07 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing was overcooked. The beans were crispy, the stuffing was firm, not soggy, and the pork, stuffed with apples, cranberries, and herbs was perfectly yummy. The honey dijon gravy was fantastic.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 09:03:42 ago (+2/-0)*

I made salsa last night with heavy habaneros:

https://files.catbox.moe/eix23o.jpg

E: Also, your plating skills are terrible, besides the plastic (massive faux pas), the food only encompassing 25% of the surface area. Even if "it's French," this will not pass in a five-star restaurant.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 10:15:43 ago (+2/-0)

This batch looks way better than the first one.

What did you do different this time?

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:22:12 ago (+0/-0)

The cook is very adventurous. But I'm hurt you don't approve of my grub:

https://flingup.com/thing/14907

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 11:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

Thats not a salsa, thats just cut-up fruit and veges.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 11:15:12 ago (+3/-0)

What the fuck even is that first thing? And holy shit, you literally eat avocado toast XD who even does that XD I'll stick with my lasagna, thanks.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

It's (the second yummy dish) called..."mashed avocado" and hipsters wolf it down at $20 a pop! I'm sorry bro, you're just...uncool!

https://cookieandkate.com/avocado-toast-recipe/

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:07:50 ago (+5/-0)

should I be impressed by this? a child can do it

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:10:29 ago (+2/-2)*

Yes. I shall now tell my wife what you said. Be back shortly.

She said:"deary me".

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:10:07 ago (+5/-0)

Mmm, deep-fried witchetty grub slices with jellybeans. DELICIOUS!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:12:30 ago (+2/-1)

You hate Australia and its people.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:23:37 ago (+3/-0)

no u

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:27:15 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4cjBUeHHgU

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 18:28:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 19:15:50 ago (+0/-0)*

@UncleDoug
@i_scream_trucks
@Kozel

BushChuck has just insulted your heritage, your country, your way of life, your Ma, your Pa...squawk, rally the troops, squawk, rally the troops!

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:48:29 ago (+5/-0)

That's pathetic looking.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 04:55:19 ago (+1/-2)

Cook:"It's food and if you're hungry baked-beans are delicious and the spring-onions are fresh out of the garden and delicious".

[ + ] 1nward

[ - ] 1nward 9 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:46:00 ago (+9/-0)

Hunger is the best spice...

This is why Paul Neri loves the taste of cock so much.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 05:52:05 ago (+2/-2)

Please! This is a family-friendly Post!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 07:14:56 ago (+5/-0)

neck yourself immediately

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 07:20:36 ago (+1/-1)

I'm sorry you only get to eat fast food.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 17:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

When you finally neck yrself, I will eat filet mignon all week to celebrate

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Why does my food always look and taste better than yours? submitted by paul_neri to Recipes 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:58:41 ago (+5/-6) (i.ibb.co)https://i.ibb.co/vLGq5zv/IMG-7681.jpg

Why does my food always look and taste better than yours?
submitted by paul_neri to Recipes 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 03:58:41 ago (+5/-6) (i.ibb.co)
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