×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
-1
41 comments block


[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 10 months ago (+5/-0)

neck yourself immediately

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+1/-1)

I'm sorry you only get to eat fast food.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

When you finally neck yrself, I will eat filet mignon all week to celebrate

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 5 points 10 months ago (+5/-0)

That's pathetic looking.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 10 months ago (+1/-2)

Cook:"It's food and if you're hungry baked-beans are delicious and the spring-onions are fresh out of the garden and delicious".

[ - ] 1nward 9 points 10 months ago (+9/-0)

Hunger is the best spice...

This is why Paul Neri loves the taste of cock so much.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+2/-2)

Please! This is a family-friendly Post!

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 10 months ago (+5/-0)

Mmm, deep-fried witchetty grub slices with jellybeans. DELICIOUS!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 10 months ago (+2/-1)

You hate Australia and its people.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 months ago (+3/-0)

no u

[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Yes. I do.

You are a detestable, weak minded people.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)*

@UncleDoug
@i_scream_trucks
@Kozel

BushChuck has just insulted your heritage, your country, your way of life, your Ma, your Pa...squawk, rally the troops, squawk, rally the troops!

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 10 months ago (+5/-0)

should I be impressed by this? a child can do it

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+2/-2)*

Yes. I shall now tell my wife what you said. Be back shortly.

She said:"deary me".

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 10 months ago (+3/-0)

What the fuck even is that first thing? And holy shit, you literally eat avocado toast XD who even does that XD I'll stick with my lasagna, thanks.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

It's (the second yummy dish) called..."mashed avocado" and hipsters wolf it down at $20 a pop! I'm sorry bro, you're just...uncool!

https://cookieandkate.com/avocado-toast-recipe/

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 10 months ago (+2/-0)*

I made salsa last night with heavy habaneros:

https://files.catbox.moe/eix23o.jpg

E: Also, your plating skills are terrible, besides the plastic (massive faux pas), the food only encompassing 25% of the surface area. Even if "it's French," this will not pass in a five-star restaurant.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 months ago (+2/-0)

This batch looks way better than the first one.

What did you do different this time?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

The cook is very adventurous. But I'm hurt you don't approve of my grub:

https://flingup.com/thing/14907

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Thats not a salsa, thats just cut-up fruit and veges.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 10 months ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

Ok. I see asparagus and pumpkin with a knob of cream/butter but is the other stuff American Omelette?

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Stuffed pork loin, dressing, green beans, sweet potatoes.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

"pork" - eew!

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

I know. I do pork about 3 times a month. Nut you're right. It's tasty, but disgusting.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

Overcooked everything.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Nothing was overcooked. The beans were crispy, the stuffing was firm, not soggy, and the pork, stuffed with apples, cranberries, and herbs was perfectly yummy. The honey dijon gravy was fantastic.

[ - ] 1nward 2 points 10 months ago (+2/-0)

Obviously it's the plate, from china, painted with lead paint.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

She who knows everything said: "you're correct about the lead. They are old camping plates and should be used in the garden".

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 10 months ago (+2/-0)

Meat pies or bust, Aussie.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)*

Cook (who is next to me): "no comment (giggles)".

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 10 months ago (+4/-0)

Your "cook" is a faggot nigger, neri. Your food was made by a retard.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

The cook (my wife) said: "if you say so (giggles)".

[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Is that for your rabbit?

No wonder you're such a faggot.

Best neck yourself, and hope for better in the next life.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Where's the recipe? Wrong sub for gloating, mister.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 10 months ago (+4/-0)

Take a jewish English Muffin. Burn the edges in a toaster. Stick a few random green grass things on it. Then stick a few small yellow peppers on it. Then plate it on plastic dishes to not be smug.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 10 months ago (+2/-0)

jewish English Muffin.

English Muffins are god-tier food, take that insult back faggot.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 10 months ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely and the wholemeal and multi-grain variety particularly nice imo. They have 4/5 health stars.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

Halved roma tomatoes on burnt pancakes, eat your heart out Masterchef.

Your wife clearly can't cook, hope she has a vacuum vagina.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 months ago (+0/-0)

Ouch! Can't upvote that!