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What's the best thing about being a conspiracy theorist?

submitted by Nozyedys to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 21:53:07 ago (+45/-0)     (Jokes)

Not having myocarditis


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[ - ] 2Drunk 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 22:51:10 ago (+10/-0)

Being right about the jews?

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 22:29:19 ago (+7/-0)

Pure bloods

[ - ] oldblo 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 01:45:51 ago (+5/-0)

Wait long enough and youre proven right almost every time?

[ - ] Trumpman1488 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 00:24:25 ago (+4/-0)

Get a new joke, asshole! Throws drink at stage

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 10:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

🤣

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 22:57:25 ago (+4/-0)

I think we are yet to see the kill switch working in much larger numbers now.

Remember that crush that killed many Koreans?!

The graphene must be for something right. I bet it can induct electricity from electromagnetic fields very well.

And now the pope is warning about that new fusion reactor causing heart attacks!!

I'm wondering if we have a cover story forming here for a proper test of the 5G kill grid on a global scale killing millions at once?!

So I'm wondering if not having myocarditis is one of many great things about being a conspiracy theorist. Like not being a gmo. Not having a MAC address built in. Not getting long covid. Not dying of covid. Not believing Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. Knowing your cellphone is spying on everything you do. Knowing how the public is manipulated on a subconscious emotional level.

The list of benefits are huge.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 23:24:22 ago (+7/-0)

It would be nice to see a heat map of where people were dropping dead.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 23:55:38 ago (+4/-0)

Could we do that with internet usage over time on a global scale?

Is that data accessible?

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 05:13:11 ago (+3/-0)

Let me ask my gangstalkers...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 10:38:14 ago (+0/-0)

Check local mortuarys

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 09:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

If that were to happen, what do you suppose would happen next? Are they going to round us up? If so, using what, the military is largely vaxxed.
Will another country attack?
I'm legit asking.
On a side note, pay attention to Australia.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 10:36:00 ago (+1/-0)

Being right in 3 to 6 months?

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 22:53:52 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, just 2 more weeks

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2022 11:49:37 ago (+0/-0)

Did I hear goal post removal?

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 09:33:05 ago (+1/-0)

Our sense of humor, we're not bound by lies and ideology and free to laugh at the asylum they call "society"

[ - ] scholarandrogue 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 07:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

solving homicides and other violent crime

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 04:01:47 ago (+1/-0)

Not paying income taxes to the regime.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 03:20:02 ago (+1/-0)

Love it :D

[ - ] Tbneer967 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 16:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2022 09:53:45 ago (+0/-0)

Because sooner or later your correct.