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[ - ] Greatmuta 13 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:30:56 ago (+13/-0)

Damn hulk Hogan survived choking out a Jew on national tv. Now the whole gawker thing makes sense. Jews never forget ever. They're still pissed about Leo frank ffs

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:56:22 ago (+4/-0)

When I was kid I thought the green mist from the Great Muta was the coolest thing in the world.

[ - ] Greatmuta 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:29:23 ago (+3/-0)*

What was really cool is that in the same match muta could spray both green AND red mist in the same match. I still don't know how.

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:46:24 ago (+2/-0)

Get the fuck out of here! That's not physically possible! I'm going to YouTube to see if there's any evidence that backs your comment.

[ - ] Greatmuta 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:56:07 ago (+3/-0)*

https://youtu.be/TgpJvsttTsg

Tough to find whole matches once the (((WWE))) bought everything that there is. But this is one of the matches muta mysteriously switched from green to red and back to green at the end.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 19:46:19 ago (+1/-0)

1:56 he pops something in his mouth, but I think they're probably hiding something under the curtain, which is why he keeps throwing him out there in the same spot.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 06:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 13 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:32:12 ago (+13/-0)

I always laugh at Mr T interjecting, "It's awright, he sleepin!" But then the part where Belzer springs to life in his TV persona with blood running down his back creeps me right the hell out.

[ - ] Deathstalker 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 21:19:31 ago (+7/-0)

If you cut off a chicken's head, the body will run around briefly. If you cut off a niggers head it will run around and steal shit. If you cut off a Jews head it will go onto default talk show host mode.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:01:09 ago (+7/-1)

I didn't notice the blood on the first watch. Good catch. Good catch for the Hulkster as well. He says nigger.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 11 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:13:58 ago (+11/-0)

For some background on this, Belzer had been antagonizing these wrestlers, actually daring Hogan to apply that hold. You can see Hulk react to the blood, too. He clearly underestimated how much of a faggot Belzer was when dropped him like a sack of potatoes. I've never seen anyone go limp so fast. That has to be some kind of record for losing consciousness in a sleeper lock.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:55:19 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:31:07 ago (+4/-1)

Too funny.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:47:59 ago (+3/-0)

No it was actually slow. I've been training BJJ for the past 10-12 years so i have a fair amount of experience when it comes to blood chokes in both their application and reception. Hogans right bicep is blocking off the kikes left carotid Artery, since choke was applied with the kikes arms both out hogan isn't blocking off the right carotid artery. When hogan lifts up it also increased the angle of his right forearm which in turn was all it took to finish blocking the remaining blood flow to the brain.

His intention was to fuck his trachea which is extremely painful, (mine has been broken in competition before) however when he lifted up he did in fact underestimate (or not) how small and light his kike opponent was. With the small neck and lighter weight Hogan applied what he would normally use in training against a similar sized partner to the little kikes neck, this in turn completed what looks like an unintentional blood choke. (had he wanted this outcome against a similiar sized opponent he would have used one of the opponents own arm/shoulder to block a carotid artery with one arm out, one arm in varient of blood chokes. In order to pull off a both arms out as seen here he would set that right arm in as far as possible across his neck as to gain more leverage with the forearm against the opposing side.)

That being said he felt his body go limp, he felt that his weight was on his neck and he let the kike drop on purpose. Probably due to poor training, deer in the headlights but i doubt it.

As for faster rates of losing consciousness due to a blood choke a Mata Leon, or side mounted head and arm, or the same choke Hogan applied from a closed Guard/Guard configuration, would all achieve a very fast time to black out ratio.

[ - ] Shlarb123 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 19:56:26 ago (+1/-0)

And of course the jew sued Hogan for five million bucks afterwards.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:48:56 ago (+4/-0)

They settled out of court, too. Belzer got every penny of that five mil. This happened on the promotional tour for the first ever Wrestlemania. There was lots of pressure for Hulk to present his talent. The thing about wrestling is, people assume because it's scripted that it's fake. But there's a very real risk of injury even with performers who regularly work together. So Hulk had a tough choice to make between losing face to a scrawny kike, or maybe possibly killing him on accident. Obviously he made the right choice.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 12 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:05:00 ago (+12/-0)

Here is what the jewish host looks like today, without makeup crews to make him appear more gentile.

https://files.catbox.moe/n1uvdv.jpeg

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:17:43 ago (+7/-0)

That looks shopped because I don't see the horns protruding from his forehead

[ - ] CHIRO 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 19:23:20 ago (+7/-0)

All I can think when I see him is Law & Order.

>In the criminal justice system, assaulting kikes is considered especially heinous...the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Special Shoah Unit. These are their diaries.. Ba da ba oy veeyyyyy.

[ - ] KikesOnSpikes 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

They really are Neanderkikes.

[ - ] Deathstalker 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 21:28:09 ago (+5/-0)*

Kikes and Arabs have less neanderthal DNA than Europeans and Asians. I believe they are a washed out African goblin nigger tribe specifically the Canaanites.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 09:41:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 11:15:09 ago (+0/-0)

All I see is an elderly chimpanzee.

[ - ] Greatmuta 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:33:47 ago (+5/-0)

While we're on the topic. Here's another gem. Sorry for jewtube.

https://youtu.be/zrX9Ca7LSyQ

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:32:05 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for sharing this. Watching that slimy kike get slapped not once, but twice, was incredibly satisfying. Why can't more media scumbags get treated like this?

[ - ] Greatmuta 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 21:51:27 ago (+0/-0)

Yep those were the good ol days

[ - ] frankenham 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 23:05:45 ago (+0/-0)

Damn dude dropped like a bag of rocks lol

[ - ] Trumpman1488 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:02:23 ago (+4/-0)

HH BROTHER

[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 21:13:49 ago (+2/-0)

What a bleeder. They're built like tissue paper because it helps with their victim complex.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:06:22 ago (+2/-0)

I didn't see any stitches. That jew wasn't too smart to allow a wrestler to man handle him. What did he think was going to happen?

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:40:05 ago (+3/-0)

He insisted that Hulk demonstrate the hold and after this incident he turned around and sued Hulk for $5 million. They just can't help their conniving ways.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 11:38:36 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking the same thing: No stitches.

I've seen several head sutures in my life (even had some myself) and they always shave the area. My gut feeling is that this was a publicity stunt that helped the careers of Hogan and the jew. Obviously it worked because it's still being talked about (and believed) today.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:36:17 ago (+1/-0)

I've always hated this guy. I never realized why until now.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 19:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

I think the Hulk and Kevin Sorbo might be the final living major celebrities I liked that hasnt utterly disappointed me or shown themself off as a sexual deviant.
Now that I think about it anyone know how Sting is? I was a big fan long ago. It was cringe but I liked him.

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:17:09 ago (+1/-0)

Sting is 62 years old and still wrestling to this day! He wrestles for a new promotion called AEW. It's on tv I think it's on tnt or tbs not sure which day though.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 11:33:53 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 12:10:13 ago (+0/-0)

I gave it a quick glance. Not enough to make the grade. Men are supposed to fuck women.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 18:35:30 ago (+1/-0)

It was in 1984 or 1985 when they were promoting the first wrestlemania. Hulkamania was just starting to run wild so no way in hell was the Hulkster going to let some jew get in his way, BROTHER!

fun fact: a few years later a tag team named The Bolsheviks arrived in the WWF.

https://wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thebeefamily02.jpg

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 19:04:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

What a whiner. What was he expecting when he let Hulk Hogan put him in a choke hold?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

If you think about this real hard,I'm sure you will come to an answer.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:29:43 ago (+2/-0)

Do you know what a rhetorical question is?

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 22:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

This is one of my favorite hulk moments next to him randomly tweeting HH with no explanation.