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"I have to be frank, I just don't quite see how our negotiating the price with the seller and the bank did fifty million dollars of damage to the State of New York. I'm really struggling to make the connection." (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+3/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000/

We'll help ya out pumpkin.

It's the 👃.

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HALshaloms 9000 (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+2/-0)

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I'm Guessing He Didn't Want To Catch RainbowPox (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+3/-1)

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Letitia James getting into Real Estate (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 2 months ago (+0/-0)

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Boeing Need Tuh Hyre Jaromothy Duhhh 45thst Hee GudBoi Hee Uhhh Naycharull Unjuneer! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+1/-1)

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jews Ruin Everything (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+5/-1)

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Mayorkas Says He shouldn't be impeached (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 3 months ago (+1/-0)

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Rep. Jayapal Demands Slur ‘Illegal Immigrants’ Stop Being Used To Describe Immigrants Who Are Here Illegally (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+10/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-jayapal-demands-slur-illegal-immigrants-stop-being-used-to-describe-immigrants-who-are-here-illegally/

It also leads to Islamophobia and hooowyte supremacismz!!

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Holy Moses! Brandon! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+1/-0)

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Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+14/-0)

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The Burger King Gets His Pilots License (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+8/-0)

https://babylonbee.com/news/airlines-offering-100-upgrade-where-youre-guaranteed-an-old-male-pilot-named-steve/

No sheboones allowed on my plane, he said.

Media acts confused.

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New York City Hall Replaces Thomas Jefferson Statue With Golden Statue Of Lizzo (babylonbee.com)

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 3 months ago (+5/-0)

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World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 4 months ago (+21/-2)

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Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-vivek-an-administration-position-running-white-house-convenience-store/

Vivek make shake!

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DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He's A Senile 75-Year-Old (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+6/-2)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-drops-out-of-race-after-evidence-surfaces-of-him-not-being-over-75/

But Nikky Haley is still in the race.

I'm guessing she'll be the empowered preselected controlled opposition in the illusion of choice 2024 which jew is for you.

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Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 4 months ago (+30/-1)

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Delta Introduces New Short Plane For Special-Needs Pilots (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+5/-1)

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Jews Realize They've Dug Too Far When They Pop Out Of The Ground Next To A Mountie Drinking Maple Syrup On A Moose In Front Of A Tim Hortons (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+19/-0)

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Misogynistic Mxle Gaze Bigot! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 4 months ago (+1/-0)

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New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+8/-1)

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Delta Introduces New Short Plane For Special-Needs Pilots (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Scyber to BabylonWasp 4 months ago (+3/-1)

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-introduces-new-short-plane-for-special-needs-pilots

And the pilots are singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round & 'round"

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'Can I Have Some Steak Sauce Please?' Says Wittle Bitty Man Baby Who Needs A Wittle Sauce On His Steak Waaaah (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+4/-4)

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TIL that Chris Christie was banned from Epstein Island after a “buffet incident”…. (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 4 months ago (+21/-0)

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Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+10/-2)

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Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 5 months ago (+21/-0)

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