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American Women's Soccer Team Defeated After Opponents Play U.S. National Anthem During Game Forcing Them To Kneel The Whole Time (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3.9 years ago (+43/-0)

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Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger.....Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by bossman131 to random 8 months ago (+42/-0)

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Israel To Buy Weapons From America With Money Given To Them By America To Shoot Down Iranian Rockets Paid For By America (babylonbee.com)

submitted by RobertJHarsh to JewMedia 4 years ago (+41/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-to-buy-weapons-from-america-with-money-given-to-them-by-america-to-shoot-down-iranian-rockets-paid-for-by-america

'merica! FUCK YEAH!

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Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Rob3122 to whatever 1.8 years ago (+41/-0)

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Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses- Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 3.8 years ago (+40/-0)

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Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For (babylonbee.com)

submitted by shitface9000 to based_satire 3.2 years ago (+40/-0)

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New Mexico Governor Suspends First Amendment To Silence Criticism Over Suspending Second Amendment (babylonbee.com)

submitted by beece to funny 1.8 years ago (+43/-3)

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FBI To Host First Annual Jan 6 Reunion | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

submitted by carnold03 to based_satire 3.4 years ago (+40/-1)

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McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine (babylonbee.com)

submitted by v0atmage to based_satire 2.4 years ago (+39/-0)

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FBI admits its really hard to solve crime the didn't make up themselves! BABYLONBEE (babylonbee.com)

submitted by GeneralDisarray to based_satire 3.7 years ago (+38/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-admits-its-really-hard-to-solve-crime-they-didnt-make-up-themselves

If they could just squeeze the fact that they protect every pedophile they ever find into a headline with this then they would have the FBI down to a tee.

How is the FBI still a thing after all that's come out in the last five years?!!

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Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN (babylonbee.com)

submitted by ParnellsUprising to funny 3.6 years ago (+38/-0)

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Confused Migrant Sneaks Across Rio Grande Instead Of Taking Free Government Flight To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to ClownWorld 3.4 years ago (+38/-0)

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Lia Thomas Confused As To Why Teammates Keep Asking Her To Open Pickle Jars- Babylon bee (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 3.2 years ago (+38/-0)

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Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike (babylonbee.com)

submitted by carnold03 to based_satire 2.5 years ago (+38/-0)

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CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car (babylonbee.com)

submitted by beece to funny 4.1 years ago (+38/-1)

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Based On LEGO Evidence, FBI Believes Capitol Rioter Was Also Planning Attack On Hogwarts Castle (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3.9 years ago (+37/-0)

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Man Who Couldn't Attend His Mother's Funeral Sure Glad To See Gay Fetish Festival Still Proceeding As Planned (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 2.9 years ago (+37/-0)

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FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year (babylonbee.com)

submitted by ParnellsUprising to whatever 3.4 years ago (+36/-0)

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"4D Chess: U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It" (babylonbee.com)

submitted by beece to funny 3.3 years ago (+36/-0)

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Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

submitted by carnold03 to based_satire 3.3 years ago (+36/-1)

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U.S. Horses Terrified Obese Americans Will Need Them For Transportation Again (babylonbee.com)

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 3.2 years ago (+35/-0)

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This Year’s Kabul Pride Parade Canceled Due To Low Turnout (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 3 years ago (+35/-0)

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Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 2.9 years ago (+36/-1)

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Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him (babylonbee.com)

submitted by v0atmage to funny 11 months ago (+35/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/political-party-that-called-trump-hitler-shocked-someone-would-try-to-shoot-him

https://archive.is/qNrj2

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Trump Names Hunter Biden As His Running Mate So DOJ Will Stop Investigating Him (babylonbee.com)

submitted by beece to funny 2 years ago (+34/-0)

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