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Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For

submitted by shitface9000 to based_satire 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 08:37:43 ago (+40/-0)     (babylonbee.com)

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-groomer-9-things-to-look-for



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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 12:18:36 ago (+5/-1)

They forgot two of the most important ones:

1: Are you a jew?

2: Do you support jews and israel?

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 12:57:52 ago (+1/-0)

I don't think they'll ever bring that up considering they write articles like this: https://babylonbee.com/news/while-watching-the-view-in-hell-hitler-surprised-to-learn-holocaust-wasnt-about-race

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 13:30:47 ago (+2/-0)

If telling the truth about the chosenites ever got to be accepted and normailized they probably would, but until then they won't touch it.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 14:20:14 ago (+0/-0)

Correct, especially since doing so would cut into their revenue stream. They wouldn't wanna lose them sweet sweet boomerbux now would they?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 14:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

You think they appeal to boomers? I think they are geared towards a younger audience. Regardless, we live in a Jew World and jewbucks are king — regardless of the actually country of origin on the fiat.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 13:58:35 ago (+0/-0)

3: Are you a jew in the porn industry?

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 09:31:58 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] fnbs 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 9, 2022 11:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

Wheres "are you jewish"?