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The moment I realized… original content     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by PuttIt0ut to SoapboxBanhammer 11 months ago (+2/-0)
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Where all my frens were hiding! 🍤
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Let's go back     (inv.tux.pizza)
submitted by renown_charge to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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HE COMES TO DESTROY!     (youtu.be)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 1.2 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU?si=uIfu-hW4pGvzELBh

Hide your waifus!

Gabby is coming to town!
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First Person to Kill @system gets the eshekels     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+5/-3)
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Who radicalized you?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2.9 years ago (+4/-3)
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Goddamn it feels good to be a gangster.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2.9 years ago (+3/-2)
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Watch out for this secret symbol used by pedophiles submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+1/-4) (files.cat     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by NemesisPrime to SoapboxBanhammer 2.7 years ago (+4/-3)
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AntiPostmodernist, Another Judeo-Atheist or just Gay?     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 2.4 years ago (+4/-3)
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@Graydragon Favorite Song     (youtu.be)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 2.0 years ago (+1/-0)
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NEVERMIND THE GORILLA HAMMOCKS ARE UNDER SIEGE BY THE BROWN TOPIARY. YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON YOUR OWN HAIRY GROWTHS BEYOND THE FEDERAL ACETONE FACTORIES. WEKILLCREARIVITY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CHILD LABOR LAWS.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+2/-5)
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So it goes like this: every time someone makes a post here, you have to take a drink.
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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+2/-1)
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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND PHILLIP NUGGETS NEXT TO GERMANY IN CHINESE OR REAL OR NOT MAYBE MAYBE MY BED WILL FLY UP TO SPACE IS YOUR FACE IS ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THIS THOUGHT FOR SOME NUGGETS EVEN IF RED FOLLY IS UP THE SHIRT HORROR SHIP NOT ME THIS TIME THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT BEHIND THAT COMIC BOOK STORE AND A BANJO FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND I RAN AWAY. YOU HAVE NO PROOF! CHEER UP, I NOW HATE YOU.
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we_kill_creativity used to be a really amazing guy. If he'd always been an asshole, there would be no point in doing and intervention.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+3/-5)
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When he comes to the intervention, we're all gonna punch him in the dick.
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Give me the fucking server address already you bastards     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by WanderingToast to SoapboxBanhammer 1.2 years ago (+1/-0)
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I smashed my phone and can't remember the exact thing for the matrix thing.
And I need my fix of memes and entirely unnecessary bullshit drama

Bread
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Order now and they'll come just in time for election night!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by v0atmage to SoapboxBanhammer 7 months ago (+2/-1)
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What's your sign?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 1 month ago (+2/-1)
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Watch out for this secret symbol used by pedophiles     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2.9 years ago (+2/-2)
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Twin Towers Downed!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 1 year ago (+6/-5)
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Feature request for talk.lol:     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to SoapboxBanhammer 3.6 years ago (+3/-4)
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Can someone program system to stop acting like he gets a period at regular intervals?
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Wheelchair Jesus     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2.9 years ago (+3/-4)
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It could be like the My Pillow guy but without the heroin     (img.gvid.tv)
submitted by Love240 to SoapboxBanhammer 2 years ago (+0/-1)
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Fuck You FacelessOne     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by GrayDragon to SoapboxBanhammer 1.9 years ago (+1/-2)
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Roetteuxx is a gay nigger. (The black kind, from Africa)     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+4/-13)
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He prays a lot because his pee pee is tiny.
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WE_KILL_CREATIVITY WILL ASK THE SAME QUESTION 200 TIMES TO THE SAME PERSON IN ONE CONVERSATION AND EXPECT A DIFFERENT ANSWER EACH TIME. I THINK THIS IS BECAUSE IF A TIMELINE GLITCH THAT SWAPS HIM OUT WITH AN ALTERNATE SELF AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. OR ITS BRAIN DAMAGE. I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T DO IT.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+6/-12)
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You can help we_kill_creativity by relentlessly interventioning him. If he doesn't stop drinking, he will die, and I don't want that to happen because even though he is a child murderer he is still a really good man deep down inside the old well on aunt labia"s farm where she used to dump all her uneaten pickled cactuses that she got from the desert and fermented and turned into mezcal because after she did that she would drink the meclzcal and then see it out into the well because she was a strange woman who drew her water from the septic tank until the fateful day when her farm got stopped on by a big Godzilla thing that was real mean because we_kill_creativity murdered it's children. Be in your guard.
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TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE RESOLVE THEIR KARMA BY PISSING THEM OFF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IS A THANKLESS JOB BUT I GET THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THAT I MAKE PEOPLE CLENCH THEIR ASSHOLES SO HARD YOU COULD BAKE A CAKE IN THERE, A REALLY GOOD JULIA CHILD CLENCH CAKE WITH SPRINKLES AND AIDS.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+5/-11)
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So hear me out. This is how it's going down. We gonna ride to the border with a car full of African nigger blowup dolls (because the border guards will think they are Rotteuxx) and then the border guards will be confused because there are so many of him. But right then we pop them all and the guards will get freaked out and think we did some wizard shit but it wasn't really wizard shit it was just we popped the blow up African nigger sex dolls that they thought were really clones of Rotteuxx and then they will investigate and go to his house and everyone will be really confused and won't know what to do next and that when we tell them about the dead hooker in his basement. (Ta-da)
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submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 years ago (+1/-3)
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Goddamn it feels good to be a ganster.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2.9 years ago (+1/-3)
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