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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND

submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 14:12:40 ago (+2/-1)     (SoapboxBanhammer)

IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND PHILLIP NUGGETS NEXT TO GERMANY IN CHINESE OR REAL OR NOT MAYBE MAYBE MY BED WILL FLY UP TO SPACE IS YOUR FACE IS ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THIS THOUGHT FOR SOME NUGGETS EVEN IF RED FOLLY IS UP THE SHIRT HORROR SHIP NOT ME THIS TIME THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT BEHIND THAT COMIC BOOK STORE AND A BANJO FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND I RAN AWAY. YOU HAVE NO PROOF! CHEER UP, I NOW HATE YOU.


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Read it in a Scottish accent to have it make perfect sense.