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https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-admits-its-really-hard-to-solve-crime-they-didnt-make-up-themselves

If they could just squeeze the fact that they protect every pedophile they ever find into a headline with this then they would have the FBI down to a tee.

How is the FBI still a thing after all that's come out in the last five years?!!

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/little-known-biden-staffer-finds-big-beautiful-area-to-hold-overflow-migrants/

A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation.

“You see this big, beautiful area down here? A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the continent just below the United States of America. “Call up the President of Mexico and tell him, ‘great news! We’re sending our best and brightest!’”