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Affirmative Action Overturned, Utah Jazz Immediately Cut Remaining Black Player     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Lay’s Potato Chips Bag     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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Dr. Fauci Reminds Americans To Wash Their Brains Twice A Day     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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https://thegloriousamerican.com/health/dr-fauci-reminds-americans-to-wash-their-brains-twice-a-day/

“The science told me personally that everyone should be washing their brain two, perhaps three times a day. And watching CNN is a great start,” Fauci told the network. “In fact, Science sent me an email that said perhaps it’s a good idea for everyone, over the age of birth, to actually remove your entire immune system and scrub that down too. Either have it dry cleaned or with an old-timey washboard.”
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Pete Buttigieg Asked To Stop Calling Biden And Whispering, “Let’s Go, Brandon”     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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‘Why Didn’t I Get The Vaccine?’ Cried 35-Year-Old Man While Being Eaten By Shark In Kansas Cornfield     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/little-known-biden-staffer-finds-big-beautiful-area-to-hold-overflow-migrants/

A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation.

“You see this big, beautiful area down here? A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the continent just below the United States of America. “Call up the President of Mexico and tell him, ‘great news! We’re sending our best and brightest!’”
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Lay’s Potato Chips Canceled After Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Bag     (thegloriousamerican.com)
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