Okay apparently I saw a Photoshop and no one has put the G yet. Still, the implication is already completed. Its like hanging a poster. The second thumbtack really seals the deal.
It will both suck dick literally and it will be garbage. CEO of take two is Strauss Zelnick a Jew. You will need a miracle from Satan for this not game to be woke!
Let’s say it is 2:30 AM. You just walked 4/5 of a mile and then were returning home after another maybe 3/4ths, but 5 blocks away from home, you have explosive diarrhea about to come out and you squat behind the bushes of a church. What is the hail mary /our father situation there?
You are a living compilation of all who came before you. a literal creation of your ancestors, whose very blood courses through your veins. Those who tell you this doesn't matter one whit, but your political ideology does, are either dangerously ignorant, or insidious.
For some reason I had this in my files...I can't take credit for being the author but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express in the Ozarks of Missouri a few years back.
One day he left his car at my house to go somewhere with another friend and he left me his keys in case it needed to be moved.
I had a few hours to work with so I came up with a plan.
First I downloaded a song; I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. Using an editor I copied just the chorus to a file. I put a 60-minute cassette in the tape recorder and put the chorus on followed by 15 minutes of silence and kept doing that to fill the tape.
I grabbed his keys, a portable tape player, the Backstreet Boys, and some tools and went to work.
I removed his car radio from the dash and stuck the tape player up in the dash and using a voltage regulator I tapped the "key on" power wire that goes to his radio. I put the tape player in continous play mode and adjusted the volume low to where it was barely audible. I stuck the radio back in the dash and went inside for a celebratory drink.
Here's what happens: any time he's driving at 15 minute intervals "I Want It That Way" would come from somewhere but because it's only a couple seconds you can't locate WHERE it is coming from.
I let a week go by and then I visit with him for beers. Eventually I ask him if he likes Backstreet Boys and he just glares at me silently for a good long moment and says "You motherfucker."
