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Remember when Obama made insurance mandatory otherwise you’d lose your tax refund?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+44/-0)
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Second time in my life a nigger stole money from me.
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I almost got shot today     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+21/-0)
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So I'm riding along a back road and stop at a wide spot. Got of my bike to check something and all hell broke loose. Fucking bullets started spraying all around me. It sounded like a western movie with all the ricochets and I could hear other bullets streaming through the tree leaves. I hit the deck in case I need to return fire. I hollered "wtf you doing dumbass!!??". Then the shooting stopped. I walked up the road a piece and out in the backyard was some yuppie transplant holding a rifle. I asked him if he knew where his bullets were going. He looked like a stupid fuck. I told him not only were they going through the forest towards houses that some of them are going across the road and that he almost shot me. I told him out here people shoot back. I said I should call the law on your dumb ass and then told him he needs to be mindful of where his bullets are going before he hurts or kilts someone.

The universe constantly throws shit at me and IDK why. I'm a nice guy. A beautiful guy.
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Whenever I Get a Phone Call From a Number I Don't Know, I Answer It In Spanish     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+17/-0)
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I've had the same phone number for over 4 years yet a few times a month I get phone calls for an old man who apparently owned a bunch of undeveloped properties scattered all over my state. The majority of those calls are from area codes in the northern part of the state and I always answer with "Hola!?" Then they ask "is (old man name) there?" and I respond with "No habla Ingles" and they either don't respond or sound a bit shocked. I top it off by saying "Americano Putos" or "Joder estos americano Putos!" which translates to American pigs and Fuck These American Pigs, respectfully.

My goal is to redpill most of these rich liberals who live in all White areas in my state that spics are literally taking over my state and that the spics hate them. Those White people are already kinda cautious about traveling to my area and county due to the crime, plus the fact that the biggest county in the state has a sanctuary city.
I want these people to know that spics are invading their state and that it's becoming a epidemic.
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Any time you are dealing with israel/jew supporters make sure and tell them that they are in a zionist-terrorist death cult.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 days ago (+12/-0)
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Especially old boomers. I recently had a little talky talk with an old brainwashed boomer and I said the world is in bad shape and he immediately said "look what all those muslims are doing to israel. israel is bestest friend and ally and gawds chosen" and I told him that the talmudic jews/israel are a zionist-terrorist death cult and Jesus would be very disappointed to learn about Christians who side with the synagogues of satan who murdered him. I went on to tell this idiot that Christians are gawds chosen. He was quite flustered and walked away.

The moment someone opens their mouth and supports israel we should say 'oh so you support genocide'. Then tell them that zionists are a terrorist death cult.
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The Ukraine had territorial security even after Victoria newland launched a coup and took it over and even after they were shooting artillery at Russians in their Northern provinces. Only when zelinsky threatened to Russia with nuclear weapons did Putin go in     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+9/-0)
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The Ukraine had territorial security even after Victoria newland launched a coup and took it over and even after they were shooting artillery at Russians in their Northern provinces. Only when zelinsky threatened to Russia with nuclear weapons did Putin go in 3 days later to secure the nuclear material at Chernobyl.

The whole Ukraine security thing is a lie
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I don't mind if a game has 3d elements. But if it's whole thing is that it's 3d, that's not a game. That's a 3d simulator.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+2/-0)
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I feel like very few games after some of the first to go 3d are actually games. They're just f'ing simulators. And somehow we've gotten like 20 years of over and over again simulators instead of games.

FF7 gets 500 thousand remakes. But they self admittedly won't even touch remaking FF6 because "the amount of content to make it 3d would take over a decade to do right".

FUCK 3D "GAMES"
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BAH WISDOM TEETH REMOVAL DIETS!     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+2/-1)
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dieing in my sleep or aliving
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I tried to sing karaoke with my date tonight....     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+2/-1)
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hot take but in jobhunting i judge companies off whether or not im talking to some pajeet over the phone.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by the_old_ones to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+1/-1)
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if i pick up a phone call from your employee its in clear english i can understand, not some gook streetshitter shit. modern society can fuck right off with this drop in standard