The Acolyte Episode 3 tells The Last Jedi to hold its beer, er, blue milk. Yes, this episode fundamentally changes the way the Force works and makes the Jedi out to be a bunch of weirdo monks who kidnap children. Look, Star Wars is deader than dead and it's probably time to just move on...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Nothing's more desperate than Star Wars, and nobody's more desperate than Steven Seagal. It's about time we took a stand for what was right, and together we can make this happen.
Captain Picard needs to fight those evil Sleestaks & be found since they've been Lost In Space due to Dr. Who is also Luke Skywalker's mom. To infinity & Beyonce or something like that.
