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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+2/-1)
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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND PHILLIP NUGGETS NEXT TO GERMANY IN CHINESE OR REAL OR NOT MAYBE MAYBE MY BED WILL FLY UP TO SPACE IS YOUR FACE IS ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THIS THOUGHT FOR SOME NUGGETS EVEN IF RED FOLLY IS UP THE SHIRT HORROR SHIP NOT ME THIS TIME THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT BEHIND THAT COMIC BOOK STORE AND A BANJO FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND I RAN AWAY. YOU HAVE NO PROOF! CHEER UP, I NOW HATE YOU.
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Roetteuxx is a gay nigger. (The black kind, from Africa)     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+4/-13)
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He prays a lot because his pee pee is tiny.
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let's shitpost for a minute     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by Wowbagger to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+4/-6)
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kill @we_kill_creativity
behead we_kill_creativity
roundhouse a we_kill_creativity into the concrete
slam dunk a we_kill_creativity baby into the trashcan
crucify filthy we_kill_creativity
defecate in a we_kill_creativity's food
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I DIDN'T MAKE THE MONKEY MILK. IT WAS THE ONE EYED ICE CREAM MAN FROM SASKATCHAWAN WHEN HE BOOBLIED MY FROODLES. THERE ARE NO SAFE TIMELINES     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+5/-15)
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ROTTEUXX HAS A TINY PEE PEE AND HE IS SAD ABOUT THAT. WE NEED TO CHEER HIM UP. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES FALAFEL FRENCH TOAST? IF HE IS HAPPY MAYBE HE WILL FORGET ABOUT HIS PEE PEE AND FIND THE JOY OF LIFE IN DOING MACARONI PICTURES. SBBH UNIVERSITY USED TO OFFER A MACARONI PICTURES CLASS. WHAT DO?     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+5/-15)
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I went walking outside the other day and came up on a strange woman picking flowers. She was real ugly. Also she was kinda furry. Also she was naked and walked on all fours. I think she liked me because she began to chase me. When I got to the police station I told them about her, but they said she was a bear. I insisted otherwise, and then told them about the ham guitar that my brother left out by the back door. It ain't no thang, but in the end I whipped up some might fine pancakes. Later that girl showed up again and we got married. Then the sheriff shot her when we went out for groceries. My brother must have been working for the sheriff because he said she was a bear, too. My brother is a retard and I hate him.
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GABARAS CUPCAKE SHOWER IS STILL BACK ON VOAT. WE HAVE TO FIND THE ILD SERVER SO WE CAN RESCUE IT FROM WE_KILL_CREATIVITY. WE_KILL_CREATIVITY MURDERS BABIES BECAUSE HE HAS ALCOHOL PSYCHOSIS. ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST CHOIRS.      (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+4/-14)
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I want to find the episode of Star Trek TNG where Barclay makes a naked 500ft Deana Troi on the holodeck, then builds a makeshift shelter in her vagina to weather out the storm after he gets stuck in the holodeck and gets locked in with the safety protocols disabled. Then Riker shows up to save him and things become awkward. I only saw it once and can't find it again.
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I DID NOT HACK THE NSA DATABASE USING BANANA CREAM WHIPPED TOPPING. IT WAS KANOS, THE EYE-FELLER. HE DANGLE THE BLOOPIES ON THE TARP AND THE FILMED IT AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET. DO NOT GO ON THE INTERNET OR YOU WILL SEE IT!!!!????     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 months ago (+4/-14)
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we_kill_creativity murders children.
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Anytime people refer to Founders and old pieces of paper     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 4 months ago (+36/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/enacpz.jpg

Fucking retards live in a dystopia but romanticize a past that will never save them from being actively genocided.
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9/11     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 4 months ago (+6/-3)
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@Gabara understands me     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 4 months ago (+18/-3)
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Me posing for @NukeAmerica     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 4 months ago (+6/-1)
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*Emits Racism*     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 4 months ago (+3/-0)
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Fuck Around     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 5 months ago (+46/-0)
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Autism Octopus does not appreciate     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 6 months ago (+28/-2)
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Greta's Rage Enducing Octopus     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 6 months ago (+18/-1)
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Anytime yall waste a neuron discussing Israel     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 6 months ago (+22/-11)
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https://files.catbox.moe/v76lar.jpeg

It is no different than NPCs talking about the niggerball game at work on Monday.
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Chuds.online     (chuds.online)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 6 months ago (+3/-1)
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Https://chuds.online

Found this on Frenchan today and yall will appreciate it.
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Just a reminder     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 7 months ago (+4/-2)
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https://files.catbox.moe/miu4jx.jpg

Soapboxbanhammer does not care about your voting habits
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What truly is the final redpill?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by renown_charge to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+8/-3)
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*Whoosh* @The_Old_Ones     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+7/-3)
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Please Read the Lines Sir     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+22/-1)
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Putting the "B" in SBBH, y'all.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by totes_magotes to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+17/-1)
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PSA @PostyMcRepost is a faggot     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+9/-5)
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https://files.catbox.moe/lf6zjj.jpg

After being shamed off this site for making demands of @System to change the sites code so she wouldnt get downvoated declared she would never post here again and scampered off to scored.co and did all the same shit same drama cryposts about downvoats same huff puff about leaving with its shit memes... has come back to this site spamming copy pastas and emojis like the retard she is.

You know what to do.
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Join Us     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+8/-3)
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Increase your Rcaism Field     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+13/-1)
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@We_Kill_Creativity     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 8 months ago (+7/-0)
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