When the light turns green and it is clearly safe to enter the intersection, do you wait several seconds before releasing the brake pedal just to fuck with others?
And is the multi-second delay between releasing the brake pedal and using the accelerator some sort of imaginary waltz between your automobile and the road - while whispering the sweet words to yourself: “Ah yes, precise and steady like a ballerina.” Is it your goal to articulate to those behind you that they will now follow you at the speed you’ve established and imposed on them?
Do you feel like you’re the problem when people red-line their engines to quickly get around you for driving like a 90 year old man who just shit his pants? Or are they the wicked villains of the road?
And do you pull out from the parking lot of shithole McDonalds to go 20mph when everyone else is going 50mph minimum just to stake your claim to the road?
How can so many be so slow as if they have no where to be and no where to go?
