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Educating flattards.

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Rotation timelapse     (files.catbox.moe)
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But muh fisheye lense!
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What is the official flat tard take on CME/solar flares?      (FlattardClassroom)
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The song that tortured flattards everywhere     (pomf2.lain.la)
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Optics? or Earth Curve?     (www.bitchute.com)
submitted by GetFuckedCunt to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+9/-6)
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https://www.bitchute.com/video/ByBUtpBL7y7x/

Class has started globetards.
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Gravity totally isn't real though guys...     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+5/-1)
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Compasses and magnets     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by chrimony to FlattardClassroom 1.2 years ago (+3/-0)
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Hello, Upgoat and curious flattards! In this inaugural post, we answer @BushChuck's question[1]:

"Care to explain why a compass still points North in australia?"

In the linked video clip[2], we see the compass always points North, even when in "Australia". I hope you found this educational!

References:
[1]: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65dd6c4cb9fe2#comment_65de1268e8e73
[2]: Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWUgK8W-4JM
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The Retardotron 5000 devolving a human into a flat tard, circa 2025     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+4/-2)
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Enough about political conventions. Let's check in on the flat tard meetup...     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+4/-2)
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OMG LOOK! A GIANT COMPASS JUST SOUTH OF AUSTRALIA!!! @FreeinTX     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by Love240 to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+5/-3)
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Same vibe as flat tards trying to explain hard science      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+5/-3)
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THEY'RE SO ANGSTY!
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CHECKMATE GLOBBALISTZ!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+2/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/r05bwb.jpg

No, I don't have any sources. Btw I'm unemployed and/or a middle school dropout so trust me bro.
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A flat tard master and pupil, circa 2024     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+4/-2)
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Flat tards don't even know about reality      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+5/-3)
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Stars trails and parallax (doing math flattards can't)     (FlattardClassroom)
submitted by chrimony to FlattardClassroom 1.1 years ago (+6/-5)
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Preamble
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Today's topic is a response to @McNasty's challenge[1]:

"chrimony claims that he can calculate exactly how far a star at 500 light years away should appear to move throughout the night"

But the real origins of the question are the star trails that can be seen from Australia[2]. Two poles on a spherical Earth, one pole in Flattard Land.

McNasty tries to cope with his failure to explain half the night sky by claiming[3] because we don't see parallax in star trails, then "If the stars show no movement at all relative to each other, then it means those stars are at the same exact distance from the observer. So basic observation and by the laws of perception, the stars in the night sky are a blanket."

Whatever the fuck it means for the stars to be a "blanket".

My response to this is, "If the perceived parallax for a star is 0, then 0/2 = 0". Meaning a star twice as far away will show no parallax if we can't detect parallax in the closer star.

The closest star is Proxima Centauri, at about 4 light years away. If we can't detect parallax for that star in a 12-hour night sky star trail, then we sure as fuck won't be able to see it for a star 500 light years away. So to give the flattard every advantage, I'm going to calculate the parallax for a star 1 light year away over a 12-hour period.

The Math
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#Right-angle trigonometry.
#Do flattards know SohCahToa?
parallax angle = arctan( displacement / distance )

#Distance to the star.
#Flattards ignore how big this number is.
distance = 1 light year = 5.88 x 10^12 miles

#The lateral motion of an observer on Earth.
displacement = orbit displacement + rotation displacement in 12 hours

#The Earth spins.
rotation displacement = diameter Earth = 7.93 x 10^3 miles

#How far, in degrees, the Earth moved along its orbit.
#It moves 360° in 365 days.
#360°/365 in one day.
#And 360°/(365x2) in half a day.
orbit displacement angle = 360° / (365 x 2) = 0.493°

#Convert orbital degrees to lateral motion.
#Some more right-angle trigonometry.
#Radius of Earth's orbit = 93 million miles.
orbit displacement = sin(0.493°) x 93.0 x 10^6 miles = 8.00 x 10^5 miles

#Total displacement (orbit + rotation).
#Note the orbital displacement dominates the displacement due to Earth's rotation.
displacement = 8.00 x 10^5 miles + 7.93 x 10^3 miles = 8.08 x 10^5 miles

#Final calculation!
parallax angle = arctan( displacement / distance )
= arctan( 8.08 x 10^5 miles / 5.88 x 10^12 miles )
= 7.87 x 10^-6°

Or in English terms, approximately 8 millionths of a degree!

Conclusion
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I don't care how nice the smart phone on your camera is, you aren't going to see any parallax on a 12-hour time lapse video of the night sky taken from your backyard.

Citations:
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[1]: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65f9e88d087db
[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ZMZtq0qfY
[3]: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65f3085348086
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Important PSA for flat tards:      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 1 year ago (+2/-2)
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The question on every flat tard's mind      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+4/-3)
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The flat tard anthem     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+2/-2)
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Every time a flat tard presses the 'Submit Post' button     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+2/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/5lupra.gif

Lol bottom text.
No thats a lie.
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How Flattards think international travel works     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+5/-4)
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https://files.catbox.moe/h23xy4.gif

Note the walls restricting you from going north or south... international parctic treaty? guarded by the Konami Royal Navy?
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When flat tards fight amongst themselves      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+1/-0)
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An inside look at flat tard HQ     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+1/-0)
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Possible treatment for smooth brain discovered- flat tard cure at hand!      (scitechdaily.com)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 3 months ago (+3/-3)
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Reminder that flat tardism is not only basic, but profoundly mid      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+2/-2)
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When flat tards have a slapfight     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+1/-1)
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When a flat tard finally learns to think in 3D     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+1/-1)
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