Does it even happen? You sure as shit would hear about it constantly for months and months if a White guy suddenly stabbed a nigger on the subway, or if a White guy shot a nigger home invader.
But I never hear about it. Yet I hear about niggers killing Whites all the time. Nigger hockey player throws his leg up at an opponent, something that nobody could ever argue was a hockey move, and slices his fucking neck open.
18 months later... no charges. Why? Because if he'd have been convicted there would have have been chimpouts. Normies fear chimpouts, so best not to upset the niggers. Just piss the Whites off instead. Don't worry, they'll forget about it quickly and won't do anything.
Just watch the same thing happen with Karmelo Anthony. Stabbed a kid in the heart, will be cleared of wrongdoing. Faggot father of Austin Metcalf will apologize for his trouble and ask people to please not be upset at his son's murderer walking free.
Maybe Tallest_Skil is right. Nobody's ever going to do anything.
why do influential and celebrity chefs keep getting arkancided? who is marina abramovic, and why is she reportedly in zelenskys cabinet? isnt she a hollywood/washington DC person?
It was a quiet afternoon in Islamabad when Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharifâs phone rang. The caller ID read: âINTERNATIONAL WATER COMMISSIONââwhich was odd, since the Commission usually just sent threatening emails and passive-aggressive faxes.
Sharif: âHello?â
On the other end, a very confident voice boomed:
Caller: âYes, hello, Mr. Sharif! This is... Narinder from the... uh... Indian Aquatic Retention Bureau. Yes. Thatâs a thing.â
Sharif (suspicious): âModi, is that you?â
Caller: âWHAT? No! No no, this is definitely not Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi using a burner phone. That would be unethical. Iâm just a humble government water technician who happens to sound exactly like him.â
Sharif sighed. âWhat do you want?â
Modiâer, Narinderâlaunched into his script:
âWeâve detected unauthorized hydrological access from your region. That means you're using water, sir. A lot of water. And unfortunately, there's now a pending charge of $3,579.24 on your Indus River subscription. Failure to pay may result in irreversible dry mouth and possible drought.â
Sharif: âYouâre trying to charge us for a river that originates in Tibet?!â
Modi: âSir, water is a premium service now. Everything is a subscription. Even sovereignty. But donât worryâweâre running a limited-time Water Amnesty Programâ˘. We can cancel the fee if you just verify your credit card details. Right now. On this unencrypted line. For security.â
Sharif: âThis is a scam.â
Modi: âNo, this is diplomacy, but more streamlined. Like Amazon, but for treaties.â
Sharif, still holding the phone, waved over his finance minister. âIs this real?â
The minister shrugged. âI donât know, sir, but we did just get charged $11.99 for breathing last week.â
Back on the call, Modi was trying increasingly desperate social engineering tricks.
Fear: âIf you donât act now, weâll have to forward this to our collections agencyâaka the Brahmaputra.â
Scarcity: âOnly the first three Prime Ministers get the early bird discount!â
Sympathy: âI, too, once forgot to pay my water bill and had to shower in metaphor.â
Sharif finally hung up after Modi asked for his CVV âjust to confirm he's a real leader.â
Later that evening, Indiaâs Finance Ministry quietly added a new budget line: âCyber-Hydro Psychological Ops: $3,579.24 â Pending.â
And across America, when asked whether theyâd support joining the war, a poll revealed that 83% of Americans believed âIndusâ was either a crypto coin or a yoga pose.
