I'm a total loser, trust me, I'm a person who is squandering any potential left in this short existence, for the life of a karate beach bum, and I couldn't be happier.
No advice you get from the internet is worth a shit. You're fucked because you will never get what you want, no one will ever love you like you feel you want to be loved. You are not unique, you are the same decaying matter as the rest of us. It doesn't matter how much money you have, how good you look, ultimately all of that is an illusion. Here's the kicker, a woman's face is even more of an illusion. We're all human, we all shit, we all smell like shit on the inside, we all have brains and organs.
You want to meet women, talk to them. They're literally everywhere, and they're all taken unless they're not. Don't sweat them, women use defense mechanisms up the ass, really though, they wear so much makeup and their facade is so fake, that it baffles me why they bother. All you have to do is look at them in the morning and you'll cum to your senses.
Facebook is a CIA project they have unlimited funding provided via our taxes, ie socialism. That's why the technoweenies love socialism so much, because they can just fail upwards through stealing from us.
slowcrash101 0 points 3.2 years ago
Hahaha
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slowcrash101 0 points 3.2 years ago
Technoweenies are not people, they're transhumanists.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
I like the cut of your jibe.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
Nah, I actually know how to fight.
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slowcrash101 3 points 3.2 years ago
I'm a total loser, trust me, I'm a person who is squandering any potential left in this short existence, for the life of a karate beach bum, and I couldn't be happier.
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slowcrash101 0 points 3.2 years ago
Men aren't used to seeing women without makeup, remember she's more insecure than you are.
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slowcrash101 0 points 3.2 years ago
No advice you get from the internet is worth a shit. You're fucked because you will never get what you want, no one will ever love you like you feel you want to be loved. You are not unique, you are the same decaying matter as the rest of us. It doesn't matter how much money you have, how good you look, ultimately all of that is an illusion. Here's the kicker, a woman's face is even more of an illusion. We're all human, we all shit, we all smell like shit on the inside, we all have brains and organs.
You want to meet women, talk to them. They're literally everywhere, and they're all taken unless they're not. Don't sweat them, women use defense mechanisms up the ass, really though, they wear so much makeup and their facade is so fake, that it baffles me why they bother. All you have to do is look at them in the morning and you'll cum to your senses.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
Doesn't work unless you want to bang cougars. Auctions.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
A great place to meet women are at auctions.
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slowcrash101 3 points 3.2 years ago
They tell me no one is going to love me with my attitude, and I'm all like "everything is going according to plan".
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slowcrash101 2 points 3.2 years ago
Yep women don't understand the value of hard work. Women/socialists/bitch niggers always wait or plead for someone else to do the work.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
Dating sites are just an STD lottery.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
There is no larger company than the government, OP are you a government employee?
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slowcrash101 2 points 3.2 years ago
Facebook is a CIA project they have unlimited funding provided via our taxes, ie socialism. That's why the technoweenies love socialism so much, because they can just fail upwards through stealing from us.
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slowcrash101 0 points 3.2 years ago
I've been exercising my fat cat by chasing it with a vacuum cleaner. She's actually running now, so it's a win IMO.
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slowcrash101 3 points 3.2 years ago
They create their body by eating too much semen and twinkies.
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slowcrash101 7 points 3.2 years ago
63% of "men" get less than 1 pussy a month, do whatever you want with this information.
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slowcrash101 28 points 3.2 years ago
He didn't hurt anyone, in fact the store owner and manager are fucked, those jewish pianos aren't cheap.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
You know another one will take the mantle.
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slowcrash101 0 points 3.2 years ago
The reason the liars fail is because they're fucking liars and are so invested in their lies that they turn away from reality. They're all atheists.
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slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 years ago
Roasted
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