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Becoming a personal trainer to meet women?

submitted by IwuvU to AskUpgoat 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 11:16:19 ago (+5/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Just realized this is probably a good way to get unlimited pussy. Anyone done this?


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[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 11:58:53 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:11:08 ago (+2/-0)

Only brainwashed christ cucks enter into binding rigged legal contracts which only favor women

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:28:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 11, 2022 13:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:06:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not one of the people doing that. I am trying to find a wife. Just no damn clue how to do it. Dating sites are the worst. I don't go to bars. Where else am I going to meet women?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:29:39 ago (+3/-0)

Best way to meet women is to find wholesome activities in your area that are not oriented toward hooking up. That and be the best version of yourself you can be, every day, all the time. You never know who's watching.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:15:55 ago (+2/-1)

Ok boomer.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:20:10 ago (+1/-0)

Not even close.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:22:38 ago (+3/-1)

Sure, "Just take your bootstraps to church and women will love your firm handshake"

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:25:34 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know about all that.

All I can say is that there are still quality women out there if you look hard enough.

[ - ] crookedoldman 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 18:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

I'm retarded and read that as bootlips. Had me fucking howling.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:46:11 ago (+0/-0)

You're sending mixed messages. In your post you said it looks like a good way to get "unlimited pussy", but now you say you're trying to find a wife. If you're looking for pussy, you're going to marry a whore.

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 08:00:01 ago (+0/-0)

Fair point. Seems like a step in the general direction though.

[ - ] AnonymousLex 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

Go to church, you will be outnumbered

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 15:32:46 ago (+2/-0)

why don't you already get unlimited pussy?

are you retarded?

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 13:48:15 ago (+2/-0)

Went to nursing school. When you work in a field dominated by women they are fucking cunts

[ - ] MichelleObamasDick 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 15:18:58 ago (+1/-0)

I was a CNA. I still have my license, but don't plan on going back. For five years,I worked in a convalescent hospital, a surgical center, did home health care, and finally worked in acute care at a major hospital.

I just got out of nursing and won't go back cause about a third of the women I worked with were total pieces of shit. I recently had to resign from my job cause I said something that could have potentially got me fired for sexual harassment. I thought I was chummy with the nurse, turns out I was very wrong.

I was also in nursing school, but opted out cause they added the covid vaccination after I was enrolled. I never signed a contract saying I would do that. So they let me out.

What have been your experiences in healthcare? I am interested to speak with other people about this, especially males...

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:51:00 ago (+1/-0)

Just go to the gym. That's what women do when they break up, so that's where they are. They're a little used up and dumpy from their previous flings. They have some comfort weight to burn, which is why they're there. They're sad and horny, and they need validation. I can't imagine it would be worth it to become a trainer for that.

[ - ] slowcrash101 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:02:25 ago (+1/-0)

Doesn't work unless you want to bang cougars. Auctions.

[ - ] Heartdisease 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 15:14:55 ago (+1/-0)

I lived below a personal trainer in an apartment and he always had new women. The gym was right across the road so he could walk his clients over if he wanted. If they were married they’d leave their phones in the gym locker if the location services was on for their spouse.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:54:04 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. Ignore the haters. Or just get jacked. But manage your expectations, it does not happen overnight. Focus on heavy compound lifts and get your diet straight. Even if you know how to do all the lifts, have someone form check you on occasion- no shame in it, and everyone loses form now and again.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:36:21 ago (+1/-0)

I have, it's not a good idea to be a personal trainer to meet women and generally an ignorant assumption. The women who're serious about getting in shape and staying in shape are not interested in being your lover which is great for me. They make their appointments on time, are dressed to go and have already done their warmups. They bring questions and generally know their stuff and just want me as a soundboard to bounce their thoughts off of. The ones who are looking for a fit lover tend to have high mileage and otherwise repulsive personalities. They're looking for a Gigolo and those chicks I tend to pass off to other coworkers when I make that discovery.

However, most of the women who seek out personal trainer services will be dumpy lazy women you otherwise can't stand who will whine and complain as you put them through even the most basic exercises, warmups, and movements to help them build a solid foundation. They'll talk about how they had a calorie dense lunch that day or had a between snack meal which they're still digesting. They'll be late for their appointments, self sabotage constantly and generally sap your energy in dealing with them. The only good thing about them is that they eventually just fade away and disappear, but geezus there are just so many of them out there.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:25:59 ago (+1/-0)

Years ago, at my brother in law's wedding, was hanging out with the wedding party at the reception.

Best man was a personal trainer, not particularly fit or good looking. Within an hour he was showing us pictures of client gash he was smashing.

Seems like a good gig, if that's what you're after.

Not sure about quality women, though.

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

hand rubbing intensifies

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

Can we call you "trainer brah"?

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:41:16 ago (+1/-0)

yes

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:06:21 ago (+1/-0)

Just having a reasonably fit body will attract women now days. With 75% (2018 stats) are over weight or more, so just being a 'normal weight' and having some muscle tone puts you in the top 25%. Add in a little muscle mass and you'll be way ahead of the pack.

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

But then where you meet them? That's the hard part.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 11:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

You're trying too hard. They give that stuff away for free now days.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 11:57:32 ago (+0/-0)

Look at this beta

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:08:09 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah that's the thing. I'm definitely not. And yet....