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jokersmild 6 points 3 years ago

Ask him if he was working there when they decided to shelve the "do no evil"policy.

jokersmild 1 point 3.2 years ago

I told him about my son that was 19 and going to engineering school. How he looked just like Uncle Dave.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

A couple years back I asked dad if he wanted me to come pick him up and kidnap him... Big bro said that the
Staff would probably call the sheriff.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

I have some short clips of dad, but there really aren't any home movies unless my brother has them from the years he bought a camera and had it on all the time.

jokersmild 1 point 3.2 years ago

Dad liked pastor Pete Peters before he was poisoned... I'll check out this guy for myself.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Hmmm.... A stripper.... That's definitely fun for the whole family.

Dad would probably have a very polite conversation with her and make her rethink slapping him in the face with her titties.

If I do go the stripper route, I'll just wheel him in to "Babes"

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

I didn't ask for your opinion on religion. I'm pretty sure I didn't ask anything about Muslims... Why not quote the Talmud while your here? I hope your parents are getting their money's worth for your education...

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

I asked for media suggestions, not your shit opinion.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

I'm gonna read dad some of that to him later today when he's taking me that he didn't care for the pureed stuff with a splash of gravy.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Dad was in a bunch of come commercials in the 60's... I've only ever seen one of them from old twins of the Beverly hillbillies... My dad was the kind of good looking that ladies left puddles for. He had a few stalkers in college.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Uh... Dad taught me all that since I was a kid... It feels funny that people are just now catching up to the stuff dad told me 40 years ago.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Bob Mathers over at GAR otters me for the advertising I'm doing for him.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

I think Terry Pratchett got it right with "cats.... Cats are nice."

jokersmild 1 point 3.2 years ago

Dad has a story about the assassination of glr... I'll have to type it up

jokersmild 1 point 3.2 years ago

They told me not to hug him the other day.... I decided to ignore the fat sheboon instead of telling her to duck off back to the cotton patch

jokersmild 2 points 3.2 years ago

I'm going to bring my laptop and we'll watch "They Live"

One of his favorites

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Gun range is out after the stroke... All his food is pureed... He loves ice cream... He also loves the duck out of the camel back bladder that I got him so he can drink easy.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago*

Dad says they also used to tar and feather faggots back then too

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

I recorded my daily phone calls with Dad for at least 3 years... I pretty much interviewed him every day till he broke his hip and got out in the death home.


Nobody every believes me when I tell them how my dad invented radar, and a PhD(Charlie fink) and his two brothers got all the cred... I called my uncle's and asked them about this and they both said that dad was telling the truth.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

He's had a stroke and can barely talk.

jokersmild 1 point 3.2 years ago

Agreed. The preacher programs them to be obedient little Zogbots.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Bumble you say?

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Try rm -f

jokersmild 2 points 3.2 years ago

A site that only has 3 accounts that submit. And a robot that downvoats automatically and bars anybody that tries to participate.

jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago

Dvorak the symphony about the new world or something.

The Firebird is great also.