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Last year I registered poal.xyz for an april fools joke

submitted by system to whatever 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 08:32:11 ago (+24/-0)     (whatever)

I didn't do the joke but it's expiring next month. Wasn't planning on renewing it, but now that poal is dead maybe I should? Poal theme incoming?? ;) Na poal is gay. Any ideas what I should do with it?


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[ - ] Broc_Liath 14 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 09:09:22 ago (+14/-0)

I'd suggest against routing it to this site: AOU is easily vindictive enough to start a copyright or trademark lawsuit over it.

A parody site on the other hand might well qualify for copyright protection.

[ - ] jokersmild 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 13:54:16 ago (+2/-0)

A site that only has 3 accounts that submit. And a robot that downvoats automatically and bars anybody that tries to participate.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:44:59 ago (+2/-0)

We could name that robot something cute like "algorithmy" or something.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:39:43 ago (+1/-0)

Al Gor(e)ithm?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

He invented a series of tubes!

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

^

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:04:10 ago (+1/-0)

There doesn't appear to be a US trademark for "Poal", so go right ahead!

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:27:26 ago (+0/-0)

Parody site
Downvoats gets your account banned

April Fool's would be fun for the first time.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 08:40:04 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 09:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:12:45 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:45:38 ago (+2/-0)

So redirect it to gay porn?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 15:20:01 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 15:21:17 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it's a shame how html5 never really lived up to its promise of fully replacing the super awesome excellence of shockwave flash animations.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:10:16 ago (+4/-0)

Does the internet need another url that redirects to meatspin?

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 21:42:33 ago (+0/-0)

That's a rhetorical question, clearly.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:06:39 ago (+5/-1)

Just have it say "AOU is a faggot!" over and over

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

I practically coined the phrase.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:12:06 ago (+2/-0)

Just get Maroon Saint to post all of his dicks to it and then tell poaltards that's the new site address. They'll love it.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:26:20 ago (+3/-1)

If you add poal.xyz, two functionalities need to exist:

- downvoating bans your account for five minutes, or the downvoat button is missing

- posts can never stay in the sub they're initially posted to.

Personally do not think its worth the effort, but maybe it would be lolworthy.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

Also your internet points need to constantly and significantly decrease.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:40:42 ago (+1/-0)

Have them reset to -100 every time you reach +20.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

I forgot about "manditory shrinkage" on points...maybe add flair anytime certain words are posted too?

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:09:32 ago (+3/-1)

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 09:41:35 ago (+3/-1)

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 08:58:10 ago (+2/-0)

make it poal themed and put a warning out when you highlight the downvote so poalsmokers feel at home.

[ - ] beece 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 08:37:10 ago (+3/-1)

HAHAHAHAHA! BTW, I registered one of our competitors names when they fucked up and stuck "co" at the end of it. I registered their name without the co. Fucking idiots. Of course, they went through an expensive attorney to send me love letters and they did get it back.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you sold it to them for thousands.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:00:57 ago (+1/-0)

"I fucked a guy with aids. For a joke"

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 15:48:30 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahahaha that’s awesome, dude. Have the site banner say “aou is a massive glowie faggot”

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 15:00:59 ago (+1/-0)

AOU will buy it from you with dickpics.

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

So what exactly happened to Poal? Anyone know? Angel investors? Jews? Globohomo? GayOL?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:58:03 ago (+2/-0)

Brief synopsis:

AOU murdered boobs and stole his site and infected it with AIDS

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:31:03 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks Nougat and congrats on making mod.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:35:07 ago (+1/-0)

Clown world is truly crazy, ain't it?!

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 18:07:10 ago (+1/-0)

Honk fuckin honk man.

[ - ] Yoshi 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:48:23 ago (+1/-0)

similar to what happened parler, they have host, bank payment and server that is vulnerable to censorship for wrongthinks

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 21:35:38 ago (+0/-0)

at least poal had better programming than this site. What a mess.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 18:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

Poal is dead? Probably cause they killed those like ME over the days gone by. THey died like they should have died. Starving. What happens when you throw away your bread and butter in favor of dreamed bullshit.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

just redirect it here. Poal is a play on /pol/ but with the voting system. It would piss off the people who thought poal was better for censorship while it was manipulative and censorious and it would get people with a poal habit over here ( who are not cunts and just fell for it)

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:32:05 ago (+0/-0)

I like the April fools joke idea and nobody will remember this by then.
Thought criminals idea works in the meantime

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:27:11 ago (+0/-0)

Make it mirror out threads, but every time someone opens a thread it loads either a rick roll or a random site on the internet.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

Make it route to feddit.

[ - ] Neral 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

Gay theme. It would be less gay than a Poal theme after all.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 09:59:31 ago (+0/-0)

Do it!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 09:09:42 ago (+1/-1)

Have the home page be a crude illustration of aou hanging himself

[ - ] deleted -2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:14:04 ago (+2/-4)

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[ - ] MasterAce 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:24:16 ago (+3/-0)

Name checks out

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 15:47:41 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck off

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

Lol you're a faggot. Fuck those gay kikes and you too.