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bobdole9
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Were you aware of the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act before the start of COVID?

I did. Day 1 I was 50/50, but living in Michigan, our benevolent governor banned buying things and going places to "protect" us. Then I knew it was 100% horseshit.

Later that year the flu disappeared. HOW CONVENIENT!


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>LEAVE HER MOND OR YOU GET THE WOODCHIPPER AGAIN!


/v/based_department viewpost?postid=662e8c89d41b5

Perk of a home gym: the only monkeys messing around are my progeny...

I can kick them out of the gym whenever I want.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662e89cae39b2

You're brave having things outside uncovered.

Give it a couple days and wait for any signs of life.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662e41f73caf7

You haven't had to hear her speak. At least butter heifers are easy to see as ugly on the outside as well as inside.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662daf64a670f

Get poked everywhere for $75 and gain the ability to eat steak again?

I'd take that deal.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662daf64a670f

Proper shit test:

>Want a piece?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662daf64a670f

>My ex was a vegetarian [...] and she was in shit shape.

Eat 4x the calories in carbs to get as much effort as protein.

Did she at least differentiate between "good carbs" and sugar?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662daf64a670f

When my wife and I met, she was a vegetarian. Turns out MIL couldn't cook meat at all...everything well done or raw, nothing as it should.

Steak from a proper restaurant helped turn her around. So did eating bacon that wasn't overcooked and refried in butter.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662daf64a670f

Just a way to chastise some unknown person on the internet.


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bobdole9 1 point 19 hours ago

>as hard as old demoniod was to get an account

Insider knowledge: if you chose a username that was already taken, the user was taken to a closed registration page.


/v/introductions viewpost?postid=662d3708d70bc

If I had to be stuck outside in the path of a tornado, a diesel locomotive is a good option.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=662d1afb6f8a0

I must be the devil...mine growing up acted like dogs around me.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=662cffebb9996

If your agents are anything like our agents, his post about his sunglasses showing his slender hands might be supporting evidence.

(FBI is full of faggots)


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=662b95f8f02e4

I was awake for 40 hours once...I'm not sure creatine will prevent the hallucinations.


/v/Health viewpost?postid=662c943d328ad

nitter.poast.org is the new home for the Nitter project.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=662ce0c21f40c

Have a season and episode number? Stopped bothering after Pickle Rick.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=662cffebb9996

My wife met me through one. Our social circles would never overlap.

Three kids later and I have no complaints.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=662cffebb9996

Love that he cried about memes, then became relentlessly tormented with more memes.


/v/Australia viewpost?postid=662cdc97bae70

Pork belly is also acceptable. Bacon steak.


/v/Food viewpost?postid=662cf19643f6e

Agreed...it's smart, you have no clue how nuts someone is.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=662c34761e66a

Article from another post: Las Vegas substitute

https://nypost.com/2024/04/26/us-news/las-vegas-substitute-teacher-rekwon-smith-arrested-for-fight-with-student/


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=662c34761e66a

It seems to be a style...the "I'm recording you, but not making it obvious"


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