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YourSJWNightmare
Member for: 7 months

scp: -58 (+25/-83)
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A man's teenage daughter is acting up, so he takes her into the back room and pumps a load in her. As she leaves the room, wobbling, he then tells her to take out the trash.     (Jokes)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 1 month ago

4 comments

She sighs and says "I guess I'm just a cum dumpster now."
-8
What did the father say after he pumped a load into his daughter and dumped her in a shallow grave?     (Jokes)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 2 months ago

3 comments

"Now that's what I call a pump and dump!"
-8
A man tries to squeeze into some pants, complaining they’re a tight fit. His friend jokes, “So is my daughter.”     (Jokes)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 2 months ago

3 comments

The man puts on the pants and says, “Phil, I know. I already plow your daughter every Tuesday!”
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What did @zyklonbeekeeper's friend say after he died from the vax?     (Jokes)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 3 months ago

2 comments

Nothing, because he's a dead loser!
-20
A little girl is acting up, so her father unzips his pants and takes her to the back room. When she comes out, she wobbles unsteadily, while her father zips up his pants.     (Jokes)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 3 months ago

17 comments

She says "I guess now I'm young, dumb, and full of cum."
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What did the little girl say when she got onstage at a talent show, only for her father and others to fling shit at her?     (Jokes)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 3 months ago

6 comments

This is a real shitshow!
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Bend over, @paul_neri. Your cute little asshole will be raw and red once I’m done fucking it with my 12-inch strap-on.     (whatever)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to whatever 6 months ago

7 comments

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Trump Claims He’s Committed To Keeping Abortion Pills Accessible     (news)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to news 6 months ago

8 comments

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-abortion-pills-fda_n_675b0f63e4b004dbae1909be
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Hello, chuds. I’m a trans genderqueer left-wing social justice advocate who’s here to whip you bigots into shape. In other words, I’m your worst nightmare. Pucker up those assholes, boys, because I’m showing no mercy.     (introductions)

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to introductions 6 months ago

16 comments