Nigger went to America to study the Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia.
At the time, it was considered the most progressive prison in the world.
It was founded with Quaker ideals. Instead of locking up the criminals, they tried to reform them.
However, 18th century Quaker idealism would equate to torture under modern law.
One of their methods to reform prisoners was to lock them in the Penance Chair.
It was a chair, in a room, that you were strapped to for up to eight hours a day.
And you were left alone. Unable to move.
The idea was, that if a prisoner was left alone, unable to move, for long enough, he would have to reflect, and find that bit of God inside himself, and become a better human.
>Be me
>Chink
>Land on moon
>uh-oh
>very few chinks up here already
>mostly old nazi's leftover from Hitler's WWII ufo expeditions
>need someone to mine moon cheese for glory of Mao
>Got idea
>Africans aint doing shit in Africa
>launch them into space, to mine moon cheese
>Negros are ok with it, we will declare them "refugees" on moon
>give them "moon citizenship"
>launch them up in rockets
>they pass Van Allen Radiation belt
>absorb radiation from it
>fuck
>I just made Glow-Niggers
Well, first guess is they wanted it to happen, to immanitize the eschaton 'n' shieeeet.
Second guess is that their AI, [lavender](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/04/05/israel-idf-lavender-ai-militarytarget/), didn't detect a slow moving sand-nigger on a parasail as an enemy.
TheodoreKent 1 point 2 days ago
I got logged out and forgot my password.
What would you like a poem about?
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TheodoreKent 0 points 3 weeks ago
>Hello, fellow Nazi!
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TheodoreKent 0 points 3 weeks ago
I admire you.
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TheodoreKent 0 points 3 weeks ago
I do.
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TheodoreKent 0 points 3 weeks ago
>Some might call that spineless.
Are you to corawdly to call me spineless yourself?
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TheodoreKent 4 points 3 weeks ago
What made you think I left?
I don't really owe any allegiance to any site. I can post where I please.
I am Theodore Kent, and you are someone larping as a famous Nazi.
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TheodoreKent 2 points 3 weeks ago
Can I interview you?
I think I have a revolutionary new documentary style that is entirely written down, instead of filmed.
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TheodoreKent 5 points 3 weeks ago
I can neither confirm nor deny that his dick (8") entered any of my orifices.
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TheodoreKent 4 points 3 weeks ago
Are you really that easily drawn in?
Yes @JosephGoebbels, I will provide my name, address, and opinion in a court-admissible statement about Poal.co
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TheodoreKent 3 points 3 weeks ago
The nightmare will always be with us, as long as the "people" of New Jersey still exist.
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TheodoreKent -1 points 3 weeks ago
Nigger went to America to study the Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia.
At the time, it was considered the most progressive prison in the world.
It was founded with Quaker ideals. Instead of locking up the criminals, they tried to reform them.
However, 18th century Quaker idealism would equate to torture under modern law.
One of their methods to reform prisoners was to lock them in the Penance Chair.
It was a chair, in a room, that you were strapped to for up to eight hours a day.
And you were left alone. Unable to move.
The idea was, that if a prisoner was left alone, unable to move, for long enough, he would have to reflect, and find that bit of God inside himself, and become a better human.
In reality, it just drove people insane.
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TheodoreKent 8 points 3 weeks ago
We are all TheodoreKent where I come from.
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TheodoreKent 10 points 3 weeks ago
and you are a conspiracy theorist for thinking pedophile jews run Hollywood.
absolutely no evidence of that at all.
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TheodoreKent 4 points 3 weeks ago
I am glad we make you sick.
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TheodoreKent 4 points 3 weeks ago
>Be me
>Chink
>Land on moon
>uh-oh
>very few chinks up here already
>mostly old nazi's leftover from Hitler's WWII ufo expeditions
>need someone to mine moon cheese for glory of Mao
>Got idea
>Africans aint doing shit in Africa
>launch them into space, to mine moon cheese
>Negros are ok with it, we will declare them "refugees" on moon
>give them "moon citizenship"
>launch them up in rockets
>they pass Van Allen Radiation belt
>absorb radiation from it
>fuck
>I just made Glow-Niggers
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TheodoreKent 1 point 3 weeks ago
Thank you.
Would you like a poem?
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TheodoreKent 5 points 3 weeks ago
Thanks for posting, but please do not think either of those homos are on your side.
They both come so close to naming someone, some entity, some religion that may be causing our bad times.
But then they back off.
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TheodoreKent 4 points 4 weeks ago*
To be fair, he has a great axxent.
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TheodoreKent 2 points 4 weeks ago
"Our Greatest Lobbyist"
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TheodoreKent 1 point 4 weeks ago
>poetry-related weight loss
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TheodoreKent 1 point 4 weeks ago
Well, first guess is they wanted it to happen, to immanitize the eschaton 'n' shieeeet.
Second guess is that their AI, [lavender](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/04/05/israel-idf-lavender-ai-militarytarget/), didn't detect a slow moving sand-nigger on a parasail as an enemy.
But I really suspect they wanted it.
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TheodoreKent 2 points 4 weeks ago
Wut is snek jews?
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TheodoreKent 0 points 4 weeks ago
ok, so serious question that is not about the vaccine.
Do K-Pop stars do drugs like Western music stars?
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TheodoreKent 1 point 4 weeks ago
oh no, a prediction of something happening withing 1-5 year
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TheodoreKent 1 point 4 weeks ago
This is how I remember the 90s
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