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I got baptized this past weekend

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:04:58 ago (+50/-3)     (whatever)

It was really such a beautiful experience. Just a big metal bucket next to a nature preserve. About 10 other parishioners. I had never been baptized and was raised by atheists. The path to belief has been really intellectually difficult for me, just overcoming a great deal of anti Christian and anti religious beliefs ingrained in me from birth. So noticing thr subtle changes this week is almost hard to believe. Lots of graphic, brutal, scary and alternately incredibly comforting dreams, which include visions of my old self dying and my current self watching. An almost disconcerting number of prayers coming true. Of course, I struggle with questions of confirmation bias. But if you'd never been baptized, I highly recommend it. I'm so happy I found a good church, as I moved out here to California for work earlier this year and thought it would be ultra liberal, but I was wrong. Anyway, just a personal story and encouragement for anyone else


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[ - ] Hugh 8 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 08:57:14 ago (+8/-0)

Congratulations. Just remember when you read your Bible there were a few key bad translations. Likely on purpose.

The Israelites were the Whites (that later moved through the Caucuses mountains and settled in Europe). When it says ‘Jews’ talking about God’s people the original word was Judahites, one of the Israelites tribes. When it says the ‘Jews’ tried to kill Jesus it was talking about Edomites (Jews) who moved to Judea and were now called Judeans. (Just like Chinese who moved to US are all of a sudden called ‘Americans’)

The word Gentile simply means ‘Nation’. Nothing else. Almost always in Scripture it refers to the other 11 tribes of Israel that had left the Holy Land. Delineating them from the tribe of Judah (which Jesus was from) that was largely still in the Holy Land

That it says into Heaven will first be the tribe of Judah (many eventually moved to Jutland Germany) and then the Gentiles (the other tribes)

“Jews” of today only call themselves Jews because they infiltrated the White Nation of Judah. Here is a parallel: It is just as if New York started out all White but Jews moved in and started calling themselves New Yorkers instead of Jews and then took over so much that all the Whites moved out.

If you listen to what Judaism tells you about God and the Bible, you will make the same mistake Eve made in the Garden by believing the ‘Serpent’

[ - ] Panic 4 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 09:47:30 ago (+4/-0)

A perfect understanding of the history of Our People. Much appreciate seeing this.

[ - ] Reunto 9 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:43:11 ago (+9/-0)

Thanks for sharing

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 8 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:39:31 ago (+9/-1)*

I got dunked in a lake 3 years ago. Photos are hilarious. Looks like the pastor was trying to drown me. Ahaha wouldnt necessarily blame him either.

Im mid 40s and was atheist until late 30s. Dont regret it at all. Actually have a family now.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 5 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 08:42:54 ago (+5/-0)

An almost disconcerting number of prayers coming true

I had a stint with the Holy Spirit when I was about 19 years old for I think ~3 months (hard to remember). I had fallen away from Christianity toward atheism, but I went into a deep bout of prayer one day and was just "filled with the Holy Spirit" as they like to say, and for lack of a better description. Filled with overwhelming joy and peace and the presence of something greater than myself that I could fully trust.

Anyway That was one part that messed with me - prayers being answered. Sometimes immediately and in very overt ways - like praying earnestly for someone to do something different and the next moment they say "No! Stop! Bad! Evil!" and they don't do the thing they were about to do. Lots of other convenient things but that's the one I remember as being the most overt.

Other weird things too - I was basically clairvoyant in knowing the right thing to do in every situation, sometimes knowing people's exact thoughts, and I was even given deeper insight and foresight into situations than I'd ever had, but still I wondered (and wandered). My freewill never left, and I still chose to go against the almost-overwhelming guidance of the Holy Spirit because of Earthly things. Each decision like that seemed to distance me from the Holy Spirit, until one day it was gone. Thankfully, that departure came with a promise to return, but it's something I'll never forget. And I regret being so naive and distrusting.

So... all that to say... do your best not to find it disconcerting. Lord knows I did - getting that realization that "Holy crap... you mean all of that stuff is real!?" Like... the deeper you get, the less you can deny it, and then the implications of accepting it... well you can imagine how hard that is for a college atheist to accept. A thought like "if I can't convert all my friends, they're literally going to Hell. But would God really send them to Hell? I like them... love them even..." and so on. Trusting God in those times is difficult, but it's the right answer. I wish I'd had more or better guidance at the time, but, well, after the long journey since, I've come to trust God much more now than then, even without all the raging fire of the Holy Spirit in me.

And in fairness, I was actually, almost immediately after the initial experience, surrounded by people who were ready to guide me (I was guided on a walk that led me exactly to a Christian community and people ready to embrace and pray over me, almost like it was expected), but again, I just didn't fully trust, wasn't ready to fully give myself. I wish I had been.

I don't talk about that much (maybe for obvious reasons), but if you're taking the plunge, it's a relevant story.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 16:02:49 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for this lovely response.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 12:49:02 ago (+3/-0)

Cool now you're saved and everything will be dandy!

[ - ] Flanders 4 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:27:45 ago (+4/-0)

I'm glad for you, and judging from your comments it sounds like you found a church which wasn't a jewed Charlatan-Christian one. Watch out for the hidden Freemasons who may try to invade or influence.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 09:00:53 ago (+3/-0)

I like these White Pill posts.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:29:55 ago (+4/-0)

The liberals All left. They're in washington, Denver, montana, anywhere else they have......bunkers. If you're a liberal that doesn't know about bunkers you're probably gonna get kristalnacht-ed with us squares.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:27:16 ago (+6/-2)

I sincerely wish you the best.

I also would love if some day you revisit this post and realize how tightly you are snared.

Or. If you are just really happy, then cool, neighbor.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:47:10 ago (+8/-1)

Havent you got cats to feed?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 18:03:56 ago (+0/-0)

Don't like cats.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:37:19 ago (+2/-0)

That account seems to have difficulty remaining coherent.

[ - ] Eliack 3 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 05:21:07 ago (+5/-2)

Glad to hear, you should stop giving atheists attention though. It's what they want and why they became such in the first place. They are a small but loud minority like troons.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 11:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

Sound advice. I should know better.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 10:05:04 ago (+2/-0)

I have met my Guardian Angel. Twice.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 16:33:35 ago (+2/-0)

Hope he told you "there is no third time...you're not a cat!"

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 19:52:58 ago (+1/-0)

'Glock, Sig or Berretta ??'

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:19:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ive carried all 3 at different times. but this was a spiritual being that appeared in human form.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 07:29:21 ago (+2/-0)

Welcome aboard. Now make sure your kids get baptized as well.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 03:10:59 ago (+2/-0)

Cool mang.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 00:19:43 ago (+3/-1)

Now what?

[ - ] Storefront [op] 8 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 00:45:00 ago (+8/-0)

Live a better life than the one I did before.

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:39:13 ago (+6/-1)

Good luck. I know you can do it

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 06:14:00 ago (+4/-3)

Everyone has spiritual energy, and your own spiritual energy is likely what's causing your prayers to come true, not the jew god (though the jew god does sometimes do just enough for people to get them to worship him and spiritually empower jews in the process).

Every time you pray to Jesus the circumcized judean rabbi who supposedly fulfilled the jewish prophecies as the jewish messiah, you are using your spiritual energy to ask the universe to put jews in power. "Dear Jesus" in prayer translates to "I want to be ruled by a jewish king" in spiritual terms. Please don't worship the jews.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 20:48:02 ago (+2/-1)

Everyone has spiritual energy, and your own spiritual energy is likely what's causing your prayers to come true

Nope, not how it works. The universe doesn't actually bend to your 'wants, desires and wishes'.
Because of course, you just didnt pray hard enough when your prayer didnt come true.

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:51:41 ago (+5/-4)

I'm glad for you. God bless.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 04:37:22 ago (+4/-2)

You believe in millions of gods you disgusting jeet

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 13:27:10 ago (+3/-3)

You believe in millions of alt accounts, you disgusting kike.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 03:13:24 ago (+2/-0)*

Your account is run by millions of jeets you cow-worshipping dalit shitskin subhuman

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 02:27:06 ago (+3/-3)

That's too bad.
Condolences.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:21:48 ago (+1/-1)

Ok but are you the right kind of Christian though?

[ - ] TheodoreKent 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:20:16 ago (+2/-2)

You were Baptized by water, this time.

But the next time you are Baptized, it will be by Fire, and you will feel it in a much more horrific way.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:36:52 ago (+3/-1)

Woo. Edgy.

"There is another in the fire"

shrugs

[ - ] TheodoreKent 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 02:57:23 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I was trying to be too edgy with that comment.

Good call.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 08:55:23 ago (+3/-4)

Perhaps your hebrew god could teach you formatting?

[ - ] mahavishnunj -2 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:45:42 ago (+1/-3)

[ - ] Storefront [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 00:28:04 ago (+3/-0)

Wtf

[ - ] UncleDoug -5 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:20:00 ago (+5/-10)

OP is weak, corruptible and easily led.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 5 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 02:12:32 ago (+6/-1)

Come on dougie

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -6 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 00:17:32 ago (+0/-6)

Never been baptized. And I always refuse communion at the Episcopal church I attend.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 02:48:40 ago (+3/-1)

yeah we all know why you attend church pedo

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 10:06:11 ago (+0/-1)*

Some of you guys are like the transients at the homeless center I hang out at currently. Apt to have a blowup spewing garbage at any moment. Estimates that mental illness run up to 40% in such people. Though for my money it is hard to tell where mental illness ends and substance abuse begins.

If you knew anything about baptism, communion, and my religious background the meaning of my post would all be pretty obvious. As you are a heathen though you are of course as ignorant as a fence post.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEYe73D23S2Ld2qPBMXBbkkTurPXCeVtMT2A&s

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 22:20:50 ago (+0/-1)

hangs out at a homeless centre. calls other people mentally ill. lol.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 22:25:12 ago (+0/-1)

I am homeless myself. If you haven't been paying attention it is part and parcel of my revolutionary activity.

Going to an Episcopal church is not even great to pick up sluts. Too many old fucks. And not even very many of them attending at that. Like their Anglican English counterparts they are emptying out.

I did see one hot girl there recently though.

[ - ] Master_Foo -6 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:15:36 ago (+5/-11)

So, is your first act as a Christ-Cuck going to be:
1. Die in a Crusade for Israel?
or
2. Adopt a Nigglet?

Try White Nationalist Paganism instead.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 9 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:23:17 ago (+11/-2)

No I'm going to hew my own whip out of locally sourced materials and whip the Jews.

[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:52:59 ago (+5/-8)

LOL, classic Christ-Cuck.

You worship the King of the Jews, son.
Turn the other Cheek, you aren't whipping anyone.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:46:03 ago (+8/-3)

Who called him the king of the jews? (It wasnt him, it was your buddies, the kikes)

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 02:47:57 ago (+4/-2)

the romans?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 06:11:40 ago (+2/-1)

The gospels call him king of the jews and claim he was a circumcized rabbi from judea. The church gets together to sing "born is the king of Israel" once a year. You're just lying to yourself to cope with the fact that jews destroyed our ancestral religion before you were born and you haven't rediscovered it yet.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 14:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

Rome and the Christian Church bitched your ancestors the fck out.
Losers dont get to make the rules.
Cope and seeth.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 15:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

The jews are winning so have fun defending them.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 19:51:51 ago (+1/-0)

So is satan, lucifer, molech, baal and the devil ....

'Reeeee fear porn now !'.

Or just leave an offering of daffodils to odin under the mistle toe.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 20:34:54 ago (+1/-1)

Yes, those are jewish gods just like yahweh/jesus.

Meditate. Do spiritual energy work. Learn how spirituality actually works for yourself, rather than reading some history book written by a bunch of jews that teaches you to give your spiritual energy to the jew god and nothing else.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 20:45:10 ago (+1/-1)

lol, by giving your spiritual energy up to speel casting/ divination and the worship of completely made-up false pagan gods instead, that are in all likely hood fallen angels (ie - Demons).
Real Good going there chippy.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 07:42:56 ago (+1/-2)

The 3 magi called him "King of the Jews".
Matthew 2:2

You are the perfect example of "Christ-Cucks don't understand the nativity scene in their front yard".

[ - ] MeyerLansky 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 12:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

Who are you whipping, exactly?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 12:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

Alas, there are no Jews and Niggers in my area.
We whipped them and whipped them into extinction.

Regardless, you changed the subject because you don't like the topic.

Why do Christ-Cucks keep a nativity scene in the front yard at Christmas when the 3 magi claimed Jesus was "King of the Jews"?
Were the 3 magi bullshit?

Seriously, make some exexcuses. This will be funny.

[ - ] MeyerLansky 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 18:53:13 ago (+0/-0)

Well, it's weird for a non whipper to try to incite others to whip. Just pointing out your obvious hypocrisy. It isn't funny. It's pathetic.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 18:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

What part of
"We whipped them and whipped them into extinction."
Leads you to believe I'm a non-whipper?

Meanwhile, you have Niggers in your waterpark and Jews in your banks.

And all this diversion so you can avoid talking about the original subject, which is the 3 magi.

[ - ] MeyerLansky 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 19:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

"We"?

You did nothing.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 19:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

So, tell me about the 3 magi.
Were they bullshit?
Why do Christ-Cucks love them so much?

[ - ] MeyerLansky 0 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 01:36:00 ago (+0/-0)

What does that have to do with you being a "do nothing" whitewashed pagan who has never been in a fight with anyone but your own mom. And she won.

You don't have what it takes to whip anyone or anything.

[ - ] DivineLight2 7 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 03:59:45 ago (+7/-0)

All the fagans you see post are all far left, libshit, soy cucks and legit faggots.

Have you even read the fucking stories of your heroes? Gay as fuck, animal fucking, cross dressing, all complete faggontry.

[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 18:24:42 ago (+0/-3)

It's a good thing I'm not a fagan then.

White Nationalist Pagans prioritize White Blood and White Soil as our highest power.
You are closer to a fagan in this regard than we are.

Try it. Forsake your Jew-Christ and dedicate yourself to creating a future race of Ubermensch.
You won't, just like your fagan friends won't.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 19:59:31 ago (+1/-0)

There is no 'White-nationalist paganism'.

Because Paganism is not specifically pro-White, nor is anything about paganism anti-jew in fact it completely ignores the 'jewish question'.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 20:23:25 ago (+0/-1)

LOL.
Stupid Christ-Cuck never read Maccabees.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 20:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

Reeee, something something didn't read a religious text to prove paganism is not anti-jew.

Lmao, what an utter idiot.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 22:00:31 ago (+0/-1)

Maccabees is basically Jews complaining about Pagans killing their Jew-Babies and hanging them by chains around their Jewess-Mother's neck.

But of course you haven't actually read the Bible.
You are a Christ-Cuck.
There's no such thing as a Christ-Cuck who has read the Bible.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 22:26:30 ago (+1/-0)

But of course you haven't actually read the Bible.

Um Yeah because i never said i were a Christian - duh.
But here you are now saying something that is in the bible is true -lol hypocrisy much.


A tribe of parasitic jews complaining about their dead spawn - oh reeeee the humanity.

Guess it made a subtle change from pagans killing the offspring of other pagans.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 22:29:37 ago (+0/-1)

You are either a Christian or a Jew.
This much is clear.
Nobody else has a problem with White Blood and White Soil.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 22:38:27 ago (+1/-0)

Nope, only a low IQ eco-larp retard believes in false god modern paganism.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:31:28 ago (+9/-4)

Sorry foo. You're livin' a dream. You can wake up though. Were all here for you waiting for you to snap out of it.

[ - ] iSnark 6 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:54:01 ago (+9/-3)

Foo is running around with his footie pajamas waiting for his "white gods" to reveal themselves...

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 6 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:43:54 ago (+7/-1)

His gods died anput a thousand years ago when his ancestors ALL converted.

The shit they do isnt that old. They just make it up as they go along.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 14:37:26 ago (+3/-0)

Exactly, some disenfranchised hippie guy in the 1970's 'recreated' what he thought germnanic paganism should look like from old myths, legends and the written sagas.

You would get a similar result 'recreating' medieval religion from nursey rhymes and Oliver twist.

[ - ] dassar 4 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:34:32 ago (+4/-0)

Paganism is for cos play larping eco-tards.

No need to worship your pretend made-up Gods when one can just promote White Nationalism.

WPWW O/

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:41:33 ago (+5/-1)

Pagans are those tards in SPED classes who cant figure out basic shit like soap toothpaste showers and keeping really retarded opinions to themselves.

Go look up kingcobrajfs (irl master_foo) for an example.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 01:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

How about none of those things.

(See note below abput retarded opinions)