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TakeRedPillDaily
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As a man who fell in love with and married a b cup, this is too funny. Doesn't really bother me though, as I am more of an ass man.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68362a12eb76f

I could pick her up, no problem. I have a forklift licence.


/v/FatPeopleHate viewpost?postid=68361174a7274

I started the carnivore diet a week ago, which turned into a keto diet yesterday, because eating only meat fucking sucks. People are already starting to notice a big difference. Also been been doing either jogging or weights 5 times a week for the last month.
I had an epiphany the other day that high carb meals should be treated like alcohol. You can splurge sometimes, on a special occasions, but most days you need them. Especially if you are mostly sedentary.

If you can keep your carbs below 50grams a day and do exercise 5 times a week, you are going to look and feel great.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=683003ce625b6

"Dukes real mayonnaise, made with real poison, to turn you into real unhealthy, fat piece of shit."

It's so easy to make your own mayo at home with olive oil. I do it most weeks and literally takes 5 minutes with a stick blender. Look up a recipe, or don't and eat processed poison. I don't give a shit either way.


/v/Food viewpost?postid=682f8c987a553

Love to be a security guard there. So I could do a bush check on every one of those hotties coming in.


/v/pics viewpost?postid=682ebbb28129f

I've been to China, and had the wondrous experience of spraying a squat toilet with fiery explosive diarrhoea in a train station after a night of spicy hot pot. To add to the majestical experience, there was also no toilet paper, so I had to use my underwear and had to walk around with a shitty ass for the rest of the day.

I'm sure if you went to any public toilet in China you would discover hundreds of new bacteria that the Earth has never been seen before.


/v/Space viewpost?postid=682e84269602f

I've never been to Thailand, but I have some mates that have. They said to never approach a "woman" on the street, as it is almost certainly a ladyboy. If you want some real Asian pussy, you have to go to a "bar" as they have some form of quality control and probably do dick checks.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=682ce93b65612

Been using google for mail and cloud storage for the last 10 years. Guess I need to change now. Any good alternatives?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682be392ee4c5

I'm 40% Scottish, 50% English and 10% Danish. I'm 4th generation Australian, but I can trace my lineage in the British Isles back 1000 years. If I tried to move there today, I would be turned away, but if I was a nigger invader on a rubber boat, I would be put up in a hotel an given whatever I want. Hard to have love for my kin when they have no love for me.


/v/VIBE viewpost?postid=682a5e679391a

I'm not sure of anything anymore. Maybe it's because he's a business man who owns a solar panel and battery company. Or maybe it's because the devil lives in the centre of Sun and Elon made a pact with him for his favour. In return for fame and fortune Elon has to bear the immaculate conception of Satan, much like Mary did with God and Jesus. When the time is right and enough of the devil's Sun or "Son" rays have been collected they will connect the battery packs, in circuit, to Elon's nut sack and release the fury and power of a thousand suns just before ejaculation. The son of satan with birthed into this realm through Elon's jizz rocket and usher in a thousand years of darkness. Or it could just be the first one. Either way, I have to stop reading so much Warhammer 40k.


/v/Energy viewpost?postid=682150d024145

This is truly the saddest thing about Jewish supremacy and control. Imagine all the beautiful art and creative geniuses the jews have snuffed out just because they weren't with the "program." Creatives that are truly gifted by God, but are denied a path to make a living because they have values, morals and ethics that are not for sale to the highest bidder. Meanwhile their rightful place is taken by an ugly talentless Jew, or a mediocre goy that is willing to sell their soul, and prostitute themselves to "make it".


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67f35ff772b6b

Is there anything more manly than building houses and barns without power tools? Maybe killing a bear with your bare hands.


/v/Memes viewpost?postid=67917437ea561

There are literally billions of humans that spend most of their lives in a small space performing mundane tasks over and over for scraps. Why should animals have it any better?


/v/funny viewpost?postid=6716ba4b75f59

There are literally billions of humans that spend most of their lives in a small space performing mundane tasks over and over for scraps. Why should animals have it any better?


/v/funny viewpost?postid=6716ba4b75f59

Holy shit,I need this in my life. What's it called so I can look up more?


/v/AnimalsBeingBros viewpost?postid=66f7961fba7fc

As someone who hates shopping, good riddance. What a waste of time when there is more variety and better deals on the net. However, I always avoid globohomo stores, like Amazon, and almost always find an alternative that's around the same price.


/v/America viewpost?postid=66f37f204d320

"Oppenheimer, when in the mood, could talk to just about anyone about anything." Yeah, like talking with his Jewish Bolshevik comrades in the Soviet Union about top secret nuclear weapon technologies. After watching that movie, and knowing how Jews operate, I'm convinced he was involved. He most probably passed on information to Jew spies, like the Rosenbergs, and therefore wasn't directly implicated. Should of been hanged along with the Rosenbergs, now Hollywood has made him out to be a hero, and most idiots believe it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66c92520835ac

Or in other words "x has become the top platform for free speech and hosting content that counters Jewish supremacists." Get fucked kike.


/v/OccidentalEnclave viewpost?postid=66ba5ec00d6d6

A site populated by 50% feds is still better than a site like Reddit, populated by 100% faggots.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=66b20a12ce7b4

No, he's just some random dick. Both figuratively and literally. The wife is responsible, 100%. On second thought, if my mother and sister took her side, I wouldn't kill them. I would just never speak to them again. The wife has to die though. You hear about honor killings in the turd world, and it's usually some woman falling in love with some guy outside the tribe. Savage shit and usually unjustified. In this case it is justified. Kill the demon bitch, and send her back to hell and let God be the judge.


/v/MeanwhileOnReddit viewpost?postid=66aee7335bdbe

That's what I'm thinking. If my wife cheated on me, I would get rid of her. If she got knocked up by a gym bro who bounced, made me take care of the bastard for 3 years and my family took her side, they would all be dead except for the innocent bastard, and I would be serving life.


/v/MeanwhileOnReddit viewpost?postid=66aee7335bdbe

From my wife, sisters, nieces and all their friends , which I would say is about 100 women, I have never met one that is even remotely interested in these dyke ruled sports. Also, you couldn't pay me to go want watch ugly, lesbian niggers run up and down a court. That's the same for every guy I have ever met. Yet somehow they are all over the news every night and being promoted. Would love to meet the unicorn who actually enjoys women's basketball.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66adc64af3c88

She is in her 50's. People get old and wrinkly. 10 times hotter than Most women her age.


/v/Women viewpost?postid=66a5152f82340

It's not rape if you like it, and most Australians seem to like it.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=669a3704a7b7f

They are all pedos, fags and sociopaths or a combination of the three. That's why the Jews choose them, as they are easy to blackmail. It's literally the same as Hollywood, but for ugly people.


/v/politics viewpost?postid=66981aedabd8d