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[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 2 points 4 hoursMay 21, 2025 23:56:20 ago (+2/-0)

I've been to China, and had the wondrous experience of spraying a squat toilet with fiery explosive diarrhoea in a train station after a night of spicy hot pot. To add to the majestical experience, there was also no toilet paper, so I had to use my underwear and had to walk around with a shitty ass for the rest of the day.

I'm sure if you went to any public toilet in China you would discover hundreds of new bacteria that the Earth has never been seen before.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 22, 2025 00:05:21 ago (+0/-0)

Bloody heck. Life can get so basic. I've never travelled out of Aus and with my sensitive stomach...probably a good idea!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 hoursMay 22, 2025 01:54:28 ago (+0/-0)

no neri, stay where you are, it's so much safer

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 33 minutesMay 22, 2025 03:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

Traveling to places that will get you the big sonic boom D from the food or water is just no fun after 45 or so. Even here in the States, I can't do a food truck. When one eats and drinks clean, the littlest bacteria and youur body is going to go into detox mode and expel without discretion.

Why the fuck have you not been to new zealand? Years ago before it became insane? When it was paradise for adventurers? Before all the billionaire's and their bunkers?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 22:37:53 ago (+1/-0)

...just don't fuck with my stromadolites or cytoplasmic composition...I'm only going to warn them once, after that I'm sending in Paula with a Ryder van packed full of fertilizer and copies of Anne Frank's diary.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 22:21:36 ago (+1/-0)

rut-row, if you start seeing strange flowers with a small pod attached,use caution.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 22:19:21 ago (+1/-0)

Is there a Wuhan-esque Biological Lab inside that Chink's Space Station?