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OldGoat
Member for: 2.3 years

scp: 174 (+188/-14)
ccp: 291 (+304/-13)
votes given: 582 (+564/-18)
score: 465





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OldGoat 2 points 1.8 years ago

Nope. They don't need the millions. They have infinity dollars. They just print it. They trust that we will trust it. Their propaganda is for their own sense of power. The key is not to watch their propaganda at all.


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OldGoat 1 point 1.8 years ago

Next time don't film it. Let the compound fractures speak for themselves.


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OldGoat 1 point 1.8 years ago

Sorry, that's my kid. He's been a shit ever since the ultrasounds showed his sour face. God hates me.


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OldGoat 5 points 1.8 years ago

It's "Y'heard me?", you illiterate Nazis. It means "Q.E.D." as in the legal rhetorical device. Latin is a primitive wipipo language.


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OldGoat 1 point 1.8 years ago

Hubble. Same same. Yawn.


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OldGoat 1 point 1.8 years ago

A narcissist girlfriend that you love? What's that?


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OldGoat 6 points 1.8 years ago

Sorry buddy but he's probably a poor white Southerner. You may suggest he kill himself, but he's still our boy. Fuck you and your Harvard litmus test. I'll fuck you up in the grammar department, guaranteed, but I still respect my own. You only know enough to be dangerous.


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OldGoat 0 points 1.8 years ago

I get the sense you defecate in the road. I could be wrong, I am sorry. What is your Zoroastrian sign?


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OldGoat 1 point 1.8 years ago

Is he the same guy who shrieked at a Jew to "FREE PALESTINE!!!"?


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OldGoat 3 points 1.8 years ago

Have a great night! And remember: Fleshy allies, though retarded, are superior to conceptual friends like me, awesome as I am. Seriously.


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OldGoat 3 points 1.8 years ago

Alright King. Lookie here. You are right to stand your ground and state your beliefs. I don't know your exact situation. If I may simply add this idea: Consider that those who you deem to be roadblocks may in fact be looking for a leader, in which case consider retaining them as candidates for continued friendship and treat them accordingly with a modicum of forbearance.


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OldGoat 4 points 1.8 years ago

Wrong. She doesn't put up with it. She takes it out on her husband rather than teach the kid to sleep alone.


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OldGoat 1 point 1.8 years ago

Nope. Normal. Sad to say.


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OldGoat 0 points 1.8 years ago

If so, I don't understand why this isn't headline news every day of every week.


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OldGoat 9 points 1.9 years ago

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US


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OldGoat 1 point 1.9 years ago

The leg shakes at the end are the best. Like he's done this shit before and fuck you if you ever doubted him.


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OldGoat 3 points 1.9 years ago

Eat shit, dog lovers. Cats are superior in all ways.


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