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Road pirates got me today on I-95

submitted by deleted to whatever 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:19:49 ago (+32/-4)     (whatever)

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[ - ] totes_magotes 12 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:12:37 ago (+17/-5)

Are you a fucking nigger? Stop talking like you are. Learn some basic fucking grammar.

[ - ] OldGoat 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:09:14 ago (+6/-0)

Sorry buddy but he's probably a poor white Southerner. You may suggest he kill himself, but he's still our boy. Fuck you and your Harvard litmus test. I'll fuck you up in the grammar department, guaranteed, but I still respect my own. You only know enough to be dangerous.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:23:59 ago (+4/-0)

Word, holmes.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:34:11 ago (+3/-0)

Not nigger speak. I can hear him in my head he's from the south and is probably based af in person no matter who's around to hear it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 22:35:15 ago (+2/-1)

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii mah nigga faggot!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:42:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 12:14:55 ago (+0/-0)

You. I like you.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:41:01 ago (+7/-0)

I had a similar encounter on I-10. The only rise in the longest time and I just knew there would be a state trooper on the other side and I was right.
Fucker tore ass just as I passed but he got the guy behind me, instead.
It's insane how they drive in your state; I have more stories but they would dox me.

[ - ] SecretHitler 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:22:17 ago (+7/-0)

I have more stories but they would dox me

This is my daily struggle. I have so many stories involving jews, sneaking nazi shit into leftist settings, interactions with blm, and even a couple things that made the news and it drives me nuts that I can't share them with you guys because dox.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 22:48:44 ago (+3/-0)

Share them on one of the anon forums. You know we love stories

[ - ] Hyperboreanstudios 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

Valentine v1 please. Google it.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:18:46 ago (+1/-0)

Have one...its called Scout. Its nuts how far some of those fuckers can scan. One trooper in Minnesota was over four miles away.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:48:28 ago (+1/-0)

Pascagoula,Mississippi-is where they long-arm of the law tore me a new one,zero mercy.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:54:31 ago (+2/-0)

RIP in peace

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:55:29 ago (+1/-0)

By the way, someone told me road gators were the Mississippi state animal.
Is that true?

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:01:08 ago (+2/-0)

No they are in ever State.
Road gators are blown recap tire treads

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:59:22 ago (+0/-0)

No idea,that backward-assed state,nothing would surprize me.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:20:34 ago (+0/-0)

It's the nigger not the gator.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:20:13 ago (+1/-0)

I second the Valentine One. Chirps a lot, but you learn what its telling you pretty fast.

[ - ] Metanoid 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 04:09:33 ago (+4/-0)

I lived 20 years in South Florida right next to I95 and drove on it almost daily. I can confirm that no one does 70 under the age of 70. 79 isn't that fast for 95. Looks like Sherrif Israel has a boner for you FLAryan...

[ - ] TrannyHunter 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:12:56 ago (+5/-0)

They feel safe stopping White males to meet their quota. Yeah I agree 70mph on I-95 is a suggestion.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 22:34:28 ago (+5/-0)

No shit. 80 to 85 is cuising speed.

Must be the end of the month. So they send the bottom 5 performers to sit in a bear trap until they meet the quota that doesn't exist.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:09:00 ago (+2/-0)

Got to start driving around in black face

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:35:26 ago (+0/-0)

Idk if I'd do that in Florida either

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 06:13:44 ago (+3/-0)

What a joke if you have ever drove I-95 thru central Florida its like the Daytona 500 you are a hazard if you drive 70.

Some bunch of commie retards in my city rezoned most of the inner city to 30kmph (~18mph). Everyone ignored it, one journalist tried driving the speed limit to see what would happen and the cops pulled her over and told her to stop being an idiot and to drive normally.

[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:04:54 ago (+3/-0)

Uniden R7 + ALP laser jammers + Waze are all you need to counter these assholes.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:17:03 ago (+2/-0)

Use Waze for finding speed traps

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:16:52 ago (+2/-0)

Get yourself a Valentine One. You'll get a lot of false positives, but in time you know when and how the state and county revenuers are operating.

How expensive is 9 over?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:16:09 ago (+2/-0)

That happened to me one time, but I let him suck my dick and he let me off with a warning.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:27:14 ago (+1/-0)

that's really gay.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 22:36:44 ago (+0/-0)

George Carlin is that you?

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:01:44 ago (+2/-0)

some real crimefighters there

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 07:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

Cops are just revenue collectors for the jews.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 04:24:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 05:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

Contraindications! Building a home on said land?

[ - ] TeddyFreddy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

They should've pulled you over for going too slow!

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 22:46:12 ago (+1/-0)

I don't like to drive fast. I just want to putter around my town at about 35mph

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 22:31:45 ago (+2/-1)

What happened to the 10 over unspoken rule?

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:59:47 ago (+2/-1)

Pay Up bitch
Then get some road savey, apply it daily and the revenuers aint a fucking issue.
I drive 4300+ miles a week a over the fucking country.
I have devices and millions of miles experience.
You ride dirty you have to pay.

[ - ] pshawman 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:38:57 ago (+4/-0)

WTF is road savey you retard? Is that when a kid with downs saves a road?

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:40:26 ago (+0/-0)

Texas is not allowed to talk about road savvy. Seems to work for y'all but I've driven in TX and that was a wild ride.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 12:48:56 ago (+0/-0)

Some wiggler piece of shit tried to say he had me doing 80 in a 50 construction zone. Tried to make my license go up 650 dollars a year plus the 400 dollar ticket.

He 100% made it all up, so I fought it. I'd really like to shoot him through the neck though.

Then my car got stolen and the insurance company said I did it.

The entire system is fucked and anyone stupid enough to admit they worked for it is gonna get dealt with when it all collapses.

I'm thinking about stretching these traitors over small fires.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 11:11:13 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone remember the shopping cart theory about how you can tell if a person is good or not by if they return their shopping carts? You know the part where there's no law or punishment if you don't return it but those that don't return the carts are just worthless assholes.

Well now look at this story here. You have an actual rule (speed limit) and actual punishment (getting pulled over and a fine, maybe court, etc...). And this guy STILL FUCKING SPEEDS AND GETS PULLED OVER. Then acts like it's the cops fault. The reason we need cops is because people can't even follow the rules when there is punishment let alone when there is not.

This faggot is the reason cops have justification for being there. Stop being an asshole and drive the speed limit and stop putting other peoples' lives in danger.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 11:03:58 ago (+0/-0)

I-95 is one of the most heavily policed highways. You have to keep a keen eye for pigs on it. Sure, they're bad in FL, but they're the worst in GA through Savannah and in the Carolinas. I must've seen several hundred sherrifs, troopers, county mounties, and DOT fuckfaces on that route over the weekend of the 4th.

[ - ] the_noticer 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 08:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

must be quota time.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 07:19:42 ago (+1/-1)

Here's a thought: don't be a faggot, pay your ticket, and stop being such a fucking loser. i know, that's hard, but at least try, for the white race.....

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

I thought unmarked cars that don't fit the model the local police or sheriff uses is against the law. I may need to look it up but I've never heard of an unmarked mustang.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 02:58:09 ago (+1/-0)

Some counties in Florida use mustangs, but I don't think it matters.

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 03:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

Might makes right is the only law. All else are suggestions.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:55:36 ago (+0/-0)

I have driven there, I’ve lived there and WTF. Basically the speed limit is considered 85 there, with traffic potentially going 90.

The shitty police of FL is one of the reasons I enjoy where I live now.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:28:32 ago (+0/-0)*

And how fast were you going at point that he could have got you on laser/radar, but w/o the other vehicles that were there as cover? 85'ish...+? Maybe he had the whole pack at the higher and gave you break on the ticket?

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:26:32 ago (+0/-0)

Got 70 in a 45 in Vaginia just recently. Court summons mandatory....yay...

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:23:23 ago (+1/-0)

tell them you had just received a positive covid test and were racing to get your booster! And that you identify as a transexual…

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:29:19 ago (+0/-0)

I did in fact have the jewflu at the time!

[ - ] eongoat 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:10:24 ago (+0/-0)

I guess it just depends on where you are. I've gone past HP at 85 MPH on I-75 with about 4-5 other vehicles going the same/similar speeds and they didn't pull out for anyone. Just about everyone goes 80ish MPH last time I was there.

[ - ] Hyperboreanstudios -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:15:55 ago (+0/-1)

Hell yeah for based Floridian.

Buy a Valentine V1 Radar detector. Old model. No need to thank me. Best device in the world. Used it around the world. Top effective.

[ - ] Hyperboreanstudios -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:14:59 ago (+0/-1)

Hahahahahha you are from Florida... 95 is always 95mph.

I only know fucking canadiens that drive 45mph on white "je me souviens" tagged fucking vans.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:28:08 ago (+0/-0)

Tell us more about I95 and imperial speed limits alleged based European

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:52:19 ago (+0/-2)

Was he a NIGGER?

[ - ] Hyperboreanstudios -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:17:57 ago (+0/-1)

What does it change? Meanwhile the nigger trooper was sleepy and never did nuffin. The end.

Good morning Trumpman how ya feelin? Why your fello fags in here are so tense?

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:42:05 ago (+0/-0)

This explains a lot

[ - ] ThisGuy -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:19:32 ago (+0/-2)

Bullshit. I drive on 95 all the time. Slow down lead foot. Either that or stop whining when you get a ticket.