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Nosferatjew
Member for: 3.2 years

scp: 5218 (+5437/-219)
ccp: 15553 (+16042/-489)
votes given: 17055 (+14008/-3047)
score: 20771





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JEWISH LIVES MATTER     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 12 hours ago

2 comments

lol jk
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So, the theme for the last presidential election was nigger worship, and the theme for this year's election is jew worship.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 14 hours ago

10 comments

And just to confirm, the gas pedal is the one on the right, right?
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Appears (((they))) are trying to criminalize Christianity and ban The Bible...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 day ago

0 comments

1 Thessalonians 2:14-15:

*For you, brothers and sisters, became imitators of God’s churches in Judea, which are in Christ Jesus: You suffered from your own people the same things those churches suffered from the Jews 15 who killed the Lord Jesus and the prophets and also drove us out. They displease God and are hostile to everyone.*
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Why do girls like horses so much?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 day ago

24 comments

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If you had your own ptivate shooting range, that was, let's say, 300 yards deep, what kinds of improvised cheap trash targets would you set up?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 weeks ago

25 comments

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Congratulations! You have just adopted 2 purebred German Shepherd puppies, a male and a female! What are their names?     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 weeks ago

15 comments

They're siblings, and they smell like piss.
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What type of eggs are these?     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

7 comments

Found on shade umbrella outside. Are these moth eggs?
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Jumping spider cannibalism      (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

0 comments

Every spring, when I open the shade umbrellas, I find several jumping spiders. This morning, I found one chowing down on what appears to be one of his bros. Maybe this is a female eating a male after breeding situation, idk. I aint no spiduh x-pert. Sheeeiiit.
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When the weather is hot, I want hot coffee. When the weather is cold, I want iced coffee.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

12 comments

Why?
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Do you use your pockets?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

32 comments

I do. I found a harmonica in one this morning. Made today's morning dog walk just a bit more enjoyable.

Use em or lose em boys.
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Nose hair sure is a big fucking nuisance      (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

58 comments

If I don't trim this shit every week, it reaches accross my nostril, and tickles the opposite nostril wall, making me sneeze uncontrollably. Fucking bitchass nose hair.
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Automatic mirroring and archiving would be a cool feature for this site     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

0 comments

On voat.co, we had derram. Derram was our loyal friend, always there to provide mirrors for image and video posts, and to archive links. I miss derram. Derram was a good bot.

@Fascinus does a good job of providing mirrors, but because he is not an automated bot (as far as I can tell...), he can only do so much. What I think would be ideal here would be a bot, or maybe something built into the site itself, that can fill this role for every applicable post.

I haven't a clue how to do this sort of thing, so I am posting this suggestion today in the hopes that someone more qualified than myself can be inspired, take the lead, and figure out how to automate mirroring and archiving media and links.

@system, you've made a great site here, thank you for all your efforts. Is this something you've considered or maybe attempted? What do you think about all this?

*(I don't know what sub this post belongs in, so, like all my posts, I'm putting it in whatever, because, whatever)*
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A super fat Mexican woman just walked past me...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

14 comments

...she smelled like sugary candy. lmao I'm not exagerating at all. Candy scented perfume. Seems pretty appropriate for a 350+ pounder.
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What is the deal with women and bags?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

44 comments

Seriously, wtf? Especially the "luxury" brand bags. Thousands of doll hairs, for a fucking purse.
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3D printed, belt fed, crank operated gattling gun :^)     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to Guns 2 months ago

9 comments

*gatling
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VPNs are all just honeypots, right?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

19 comments

Kind of seems like the perfect trap.
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Why is catbox not working on my gay phone?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

14 comments

I tried a different browser, still no dice. Any ideas?
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Hey, do any of you guys have a favorite dinosaur?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

20 comments

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Is the Super Duper Gay Nigger Bowl today? Based on the posts I see here and on another site, I'm getting the impression that it's today.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

13 comments

lol just another Sunday for me.
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I just watched ONE chemistry video on youtube, and notlw HALF the videos in my gay af feed are gay af science videos.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

12 comments

I'm not exagerating. One chemistry video, where a guy extracts water from epsom salt. I didn't even watch the whole thing, mostly skipped around until I got the point. And now, youtube's gay af algorithm thinks the only thing I'm interested in is chemistry videos. What a truly terrible algorithm. And to think, this algorithm is in many ways the backbone of youtube's ux design. Pathetic. Must have been coded by either a dyke or a poo, or maybe a poo dyke. Who knows.

This was after I "not interested"ed and "don't recommend channel"ed a bunch of bullshit from their previous assumption of my interests. Funny enough, after doing that, youtube couldn't even find enough videos to fill up my interface with thumbnails. Blank spaces on almost every row.

Pathetic.

EDIT: I also watched the following video, where journalist Andrew Callaghan hires a coyote to take him across the Rio Grande into Texas:

https://youtu.be/ponylQTj_gg?si=PCCTGCJYXQVD7ap1

I watched/listened to the whole thing, start to finish, while cleaning a newly acquired vintage Seiko (maybe I'll make a post about this watch later). Yet, despite having actually watched the whole video, I get ZERO recommendations related to the invasion along the southern border. NOT ONE.

Interesting.......

EDIT 2: title typo: "notlw" should be "now". No idea how that happened /shrug
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How do you blind a Chinese woman?     (Jokes)

submitted by Nosferatjew to Jokes 2 months ago

13 comments

Sit her down behind a windshield.
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Youtube is DETERMINED to get me to watch Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro videos     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

39 comments

Every time I see this shit in my "feed" (*cringe*), I either say "not interested" or "don't recommend channel", but they apparently don't care. They just keep recommending this garbage. They're relentless.

Same with Synthwave mixes. Really any shitty hipster gaymer music with the word "wave" in it.. chillwave, darkwave, whatever.

Then there's the "fake doctors explaining why I probably have symptomless cancer" videos. Wtf? I've never watched this stuff.

And then, of course, there's their constant, unrelenting nigger video recommendations. They see I like cars and guns, so they just fill my screen up with niggers making videos in these categories. Never mind that I *always* block their channels and/or say I'm not interested. If their "algorithm" is so fucking smart and advanced, why tf can't it figure out that I don't want to see nigger videos?

Guys, I think youtube might be trying to push an agenda.

lol.. "might"

The synthwave suggestions are the most perplexing. How would this style of music fit into their agenda? Is it because it's soulless nostalgia bait? Is synthwave the goyslop of electronic music?
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Say something nice about niggers. I'll go first...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

15 comments

Ok. Here we go.. I can do this. Just, ok, hold on. I'm sure I'll think of something.... oh, um.. ok, I might be thinking of something..... umm, ok, almost got it.. oh man, it's so close..... uhhhhhhhh...... fuck! I got nothing.

Any of you guys got anything?
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My mom recently gave me a shoebox full of cassette tapes I listened to as a young child. I've been playing them for my son. This song turned a light on in part of my mind I haven't visited in a very long time.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

9 comments

It's funny, the simple little things you forget about as you grow up, that unexpectedly hit you, like a ton of bricks, when they reenter your life after becoming a parent. The memories and feelings that can be unlocked by something as mundane as a song from a Disney movie really are something.
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I'm not a boomer, but apparently, because I think cars should have organized coin storage somewhere within reach of the driver's seat, I am a boomer.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

18 comments