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Nosferatjew
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 6381 (+6645/-264)
ccp: 22484 (+23188/-704)
votes given: 21104 (+17651/-3453)
score: 28865





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Traitor     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 days ago

2 comments

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Permanently quell the annual shitskin summer uprisings with this one simple trick...     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 5 days ago

8 comments

Modern problems require modern solutions.
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If I never have hear about Ukraine again, for the remainder of my life, in any context...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 week ago

32 comments

...that would be just fine.
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So, APPARENTLY, Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" includes deregulation of suppressors, removing them entirely from the NFA.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 weeks ago

35 comments

Perhaps my info is wrong, but I've seen this from multiple sources, some progun, and some antigun, so I think this might be accurate. The bill has also passed the House, 215 to 214. I don't really know much about the rest of the bill, but I like this part.
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I can't help but think that this might be some kind of indirect dig at Biden...     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

16 comments

Old Joe would have loved this.

...are there *any* pictures of Trump sniffing hair?
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My gay af phone just did a forced OS update, and now I have to uninstall gigs of games it auto-installed.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

47 comments

Along with a bunch of other non-game apps I don't need or want. I also now have to go through the settings for every app and reset permissions and notifications to none/minimum. Best of all, my battery life has somehow just dropped by about 30-50%.

I member having a flip phone with a 3 day battery, and no apps. Those were good times, and they weren't even that long ago.

Edit: HBO Max is apparently now on my phone, and it won't let me uninstall it. 110 when?
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I have never seen a physically fit man wearing a Batman t-shirt.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

15 comments

More like *fat*man...
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I am seriously tempted to get a battery powered zore-turn riding mower, primarily because it's less noisy, and secondarily because it would be one less engine to maintain.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

30 comments

I've been using a quality gas powered zero-turn mower for several years, which works great, but it keeps waking up the baby, which is not good.

Anyone here have experience with these new-fangled electric mowers? I'm skeptical of their "range" claims/estimates.
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Caption this! (Just found this in one of my kid's coloring books...)     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

5 comments

lmao *NOSE CHECK!*
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Are you playing Schedule I?     (gaming)

submitted by Nosferatjew to gaming 1 month ago

16 comments

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"How will this help us sell doors?"     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

21 comments

"Doors?"
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@system - Do you block islraeli IP addresses? If not, why not?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

45 comments

Seems like a pretty obvious thing to do. If this is not already a thing, it should be.

EDIT: Also India and Pakistan, please.
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Turnabout is fair play.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

*WOMP WOMP*
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Seems only ugly retards attend anti-Tesla protests...     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

8 comments

But, of course.

I'm sort of amazed by how wrinkly many of these people's faces are. The one guy who says he's burned "69" Teslas really doesn't appear to be very old, but his face is more wrinkly than an elephant's ballsack.
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"Reciprocal" tarrifs dropped today... turns out most of them are "discounted" to half off....     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

Promises made.
Promises ke......

Now wait just a cotton pickin minute here.

Edit: scrolling through the comments, I notice a lot of liberals complaining about the stock market "collapsing". But, everything they point to is after-close speculative "trading" that won't land until the market opens tomorrow morning. And *a lot* can happen between now and then. This dip will probably be super temporary, I wouldn't be surprised if it's more than reversed by the end of the day tomorrow, if not right when the market opens. Savvy investers are going to buy this dip, while commie retards are too busy screeching and moaning.
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What I'm listening to during this morning's tasks     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to music 2 months ago

4 comments

I've been trying out this 432Hz stuff. Not totally sure it's a real thing yet, but certainly not bad so far.
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Zeusaphone ZFX-160 - Toccata and Fugue in D minor     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to music 2 months ago

0 comments

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Do you have a knife you use specifically for cutting bread? If so, how often do you wash it?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

41 comments

About once a week for mine.
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Hmmm, good question....     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

4 comments

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Guys, I think Georgie Porgie might have been a pervert...     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

5 comments

*Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.*
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What brand of old CRT TV/VCR combo should I buy for my sons to grow up using?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

I'm not going to list brands as a poll, there are too many too list, and I'd rather hear the brand you remember having and enjoying. I had a 13" in college I would hook my NES up to, to play Dr. Mario and Duck Hunt all night. I just can't seem to remember the brand though...
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He did it. Trump had The Declaration of Independence moved to The White House, and hung on the wall.     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

50 comments

The way it ought to be. Sure hope nobody burns down The Whitehouse..... seriously, it would be pretty fucked up if we somehow lost this document forever. I do understand the motivation behind keeping this thing locked away, deep in an especially secure vault.
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Well, my niggas... it is broad fucking DAYLIGHT here, only a few clouds, and it is SNOWING!     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

7 comments

w in tf

Dogs be all like, "Let us in! We can see through the window that you're eating!"
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Remember that Delta plane that rolled upon landing in Toronto? And how Delta was all hush hush about the pilot? WELL GUESS WHAT...     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

11 comments

*IT WAS A 26YO UNQUALIFIED WOMAN*

This is my shocked face:

•__•

Another point for us evil bigoted sexists!

Edit: I'm trying to find more info about this, but Google is the gay, and not being very helpful. So, I'll just post some links. I don't know how good these sources are, so, use your own judgement with this shit.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/who-is-kendal-swanson-why-everyone-thinks-she-was-responsible-for-delta-flight-turning-upside-down-in-toronto/articleshow/118428652.cms

This is where I found the twitter link in the OP:

https://www.msn.com/en-in/public-safety-and-emergencies/traffic-and-transportation-incidents/what-we-know-of-the-pilots-of-delta-plane-that-crash-landed-in-toronto/ar-AA1zoISh

This article details the nature of the crash itself a bit better than most explanations I've seen:

https://www.thetimes.com/world/canada-world/article/toronto-plane-crash-female-copilot-lsvtphbv9

Pic of the pilot taken at the scene of the crash posted to reddit:

https://files.catbox.moe/npycpd.jpeg

https://www.reddit.com/r/libsofreddit/comments/1iuo886/dei_hire_kendal_swanson_flew_a_delta_crj900_into/?rdt=59720
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Absolute chad crushes it on the drums.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

3 comments

That is one proud Dada.