See! I told you it was the terrorists!! oy vey it was anudda shoah! We now have mass protests in riots in the West Bank, Turkey, Jordan, Lebanon and about every major city with a Muslim majority. There are now reports in Jordan, Turkey, and Lebanon that there are attempts to storm the Israeli consulates. Why does the world hate us so?? We are gods chosen people! How dare anyone question us!!
IDF Spokesperson RAdm. Daniel Hagari confirms: Islamic Jihad is responsible for the rocket that hit the hospital in Gaza. https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714397390432612795?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1714397390432612795%7Ctwgr%5E59470acccf5391eca13f75033dc15d074f82cb38%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jpost.com%2Fbreaking-news%2Farticle-768879
So my wife comes home from the abortion clinic where she works killing goy babies. She takes a nap and when she awakens she says she feels flushed. She looked fevered to me. I felt her forehead and GREAT HITLER she was hot! It made me have flashbacks of the ovens. I ran into the bathroom screaming for her to put a mask on! She did. I came out, put mine on and stuck a thermometer in her butt hole and sure enough 100.5! (not the radio station)
So I kicked her out of the house. She figured since she was outside that she may as well get into the vehicle and go to the hospital to get a Covid test. So she texts me kvetching the whole time she is there. She says that these goyim nurses aren't too kind and treat her as if she has the black plague. They looked into her nose and she felt it was a anti-semitic dog whistle and plans on suing. They poked her brain lining with a swab test and took some other test. She waited and waited and finally the doc came in. Yes, he was a good jewish boy!
All tests were negative for Covid, which I thought was odd. They said she had a mild respiratory illness and gave her some steroids and now she talks like Hulk Hogan, BROTHER. She came home and I made her sleep out in the garage on an old couch. Its kind of cold out tonight but I threw her a blanket and I think her fever should keep her warm till sunrise. oy vey, I might let her back in some time tomorrow.
