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IDF confirms Islamic Jihad failed rocket destroyed Gaza Baptist Christian hospital

submitted by NosebergShekelman to shitisraeldoes 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:12:07 ago (+3/-5)     (www.jpost.com)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-768879

See! I told you it was the terrorists!! oy vey it was anudda shoah! We now have mass protests in riots in the West Bank, Turkey, Jordan, Lebanon and about every major city with a Muslim majority. There are now reports in Jordan, Turkey, and Lebanon that there are attempts to storm the Israeli consulates. Why does the world hate us so?? We are gods chosen people! How dare anyone question us!!

IDF Spokesperson RAdm. Daniel Hagari confirms: Islamic Jihad is responsible for the rocket that hit the hospital in Gaza. https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714397390432612795?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1714397390432612795%7Ctwgr%5E59470acccf5391eca13f75033dc15d074f82cb38%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jpost.com%2Fbreaking-news%2Farticle-768879


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:42:34 ago (+3/-0)

Crying out in pain

[ - ] NosebergShekelman [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:45:16 ago (+1/-0)

Why does the world hate us gods chosenites so much?? Evil!! I am going to sue whoeva downvoted me! You'll be hearing from my lawya! Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] Inward 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2023 15:37:43 ago (+0/-0)

I must give him credit, he didn't crack a smile even once, but you could see the urge to do it. There's no way he believed a word of that statement.

[ - ] chump 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 21:40:26 ago (+1/-0)

nice to see you noseberg, been a minute. how's your aunt barbara?

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 20:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares?

Every jew and displaced arab in the whole of the middle east could be utterly consumed in a pillar of thermonuclear fire, and their earthly ashes blown out to sea, and the only way I could work up a tear for any of them would be to yank out some nostril hair.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 21:03:26 ago (+2/-0)

YOU should care because I was in the holocaust and put on the masturbation machine of death 6 times! It was like a schlong shoah. I was then put on the holacauster 5 times and gassed. Luckily, some wolves that lived in a nearby cave rescued me and took me to their cave and raised me as one of their own by feeding me little bloody rabbit penis'. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 21:13:14 ago (+3/-0)

put on the masturbation machine of death 6 times

Thereby increasing the length of your micro-shmekel by 50%, from 2" to a whopping 3"! Making you the best hung jew on Earth!

You're welcome.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2023 21:16:11 ago (+2/-0)

I make Ron Jeremy blush. Goyim. Shaloms💎✡️