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NorthAmericanPorchMonkey
Member for: 3.3 years

scp: 157 (+160/-3)
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votes given: 711 (+546/-165)
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Build your own CIA heart attack gun and leave your phone at home.


/v/PedosExposed viewpost?postid=656453ab0b209

"someone in leadership" could do something and they would immediately have their lives ruined by the 3 letter terrorist agencies


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=653124d56895d

I wish dogs could have nigger fighting rings. Winner gets 40 oz Colt and KFC.


/v/Crime viewpost?postid=651c4557730ff

Buy a cheapo used android phone with cash and use the company's app on it, but dont put anything else personal on that device.

Next, buy a faraday bag and keep that device in the bag when you leave work. And if you feel the need to put the phone in the bag during work, your excuse can be "I lost signal sometimes" and it would be believable because if the device were to be professionally examined, it would just have a history of losing signal as opposed to force stopping the app or turning the device off.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=64fa78af51814

Reminder that Garland is a kike demon who's real family name is Garfinkle.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=64ee59fbd5d02

Lol aubery literally pulled a gun and tried to shoot cops


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64e14ca718443

I would wear a sweater too if I had a chance to hit it.


/v/WhiteBeauty viewpost?postid=64cbb2591b9c7

In Philly the ice cream is selling more than ice cream.


/v/WhatCouldGoWrong viewpost?postid=64baa5e4f09c7

And somehow these drunk whores would get offended if I told them I'm not fighting and dying for them


/v/clusterBbitches viewpost?postid=64b44d8621668

If you want more kids then take away women's (((rights)))


/v/Australia viewpost?postid=64a5302f3d4f8

Trump is a kike. You're a kike. Your boat is a kiked eyesore.


/v/Trump viewpost?postid=64a381db87421