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MaroonSaint
Member for: 3.2 years

scp: 56 (+65/-9)
ccp: 99 (+104/-5)
votes given: 209 (+205/-4)
score: 155





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If that's the case he should send me a d..... oh, wait.


/v/news viewpost?postid=612e6a6ed1875

Braise it. Also send me a pick of the brisket with your dick as s time stamp. Thank you.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=612d6d4d3fa65

Fuck yeah try. Send me a dick pic, duh. But upvoat for you and this write up.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=612d2adeb2529

Finally! My chance for cat-boi dick pics!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=612a35aa0a720

That he didnt send me a dick pic


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6126cf5b60fd1

The lost his last registered boat in a boating accident. Otherwise it would be in his boat safe, with a trigger lock. Also, send me a pic of your dick.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=612605daa98e2

DONE AND DONE! My humble suggestion for the new trophy icons.

https://files.catbox.moe/1t9wru.png


/v/TalkLolDev viewpost?postid=6115b0e40dac3

You must be a faggot. Face book? I like.... send me that female penis dick pic of yours.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=611491f421dc1

He is referring to the six stone synagogue in dark Kabul mystasus. 6, being devided by 2, gives a grid of six cells, thus 6 and 2 six made of 6. The stones are an inversion of earth, being rock (duh) and bringing the magic square (yeah, that's a thing) down to earth so to speak. In a way it's like a voodoo curse, but jewish. Thus, for it to work, the jew, or any jewish witness (as part of their faith) must offer a part of suffering as payment. Preferably by the victim. A good ward, to keep yourself safe, is by offering;freely, your dick pics.


/v/Strange_Coincidences viewpost?postid=6114355c3ee84

I am also TurdLord5000. CARL!


/v/news viewpost?postid=610f6b1cbbe55

That sounds fishy as fuck. Its mantitory volunteers bois! If your resignation is voluntary, then so ought to be the request. If anything, say, I in no way am resigning, and in no way complying with your request. If that is grounds for my termination, so be it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=610c53ea5df2d

Oh god. Fucking making my ass smile! Liked the guy so much i voated twice!!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61046ed3ca2bc

One touch at a time man. Thats how i get my pics. J/K. I seriously feel for your loss, and i hope you the best. I may be some alt-shitposter, but i know pain where i see it. And i'm old enough to know where you fuck around and where you dont. This is one of those times where you extend a hand and say, emphatically, we are here for you. Obviously, PM me your dick pic. But, if you ever need someone to chat with, i'll be around. The Discord that im a part of recently had a pet loss, and my only regret isn't being more available on that that outlet. The internet is weird, things go by so fast. Sometimes, you miss the really important things. I'm happy i could say a few good words to you, even though i know you will find them empty; they are empty. Nothing can fill that man. Just know, here in my shit apartment, typing away, is someone who cares, and ultimately has your back. I'm so sorry for what you are going though man. I... We, are sorry for your loss.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6104716ee8107

Well, if you are living on the edge. Let me shit post a bit more. Dick Pics?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=610438639206e

Hey my man. I get it. Fuck. That's the suck. Obviously, i'm going to ask for a dick pic. But, before i do such a jovial thing, i want you to know. We are here for you, each and every one of us. If you find solidarity in that, then great. Past that, there are people out there who know what you are going through. Loss. In general, is the thing that makes having such a glorious thing like friendship, love, companionship; it makes it that much more valuable. I'm sorry for your loss, and nothing i say will make it better. But we are here for you. Thank you for sharing such a deep experience. Also, obviously, send me a dick pic.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6104716ee8107

Well, obviously. The MC is a hermaphrodite angle who gets teamed up with an elf and human adventurer. They then travel from whore house to whore house writing reviews on how fuckable these fantasy species are. Much like in real life, if you haven't found my Dick Pick review on wordpress, well, you are missing out my fren.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61023b1c96530

Im not going to go into the WhoIs data, nor what Nmap/Legion says. But obviously, send me a dick pic.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61046ed3ca2bc

This is gold. Imagine all the dick pics.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61046ed3ca2bc

Ok, i can't keep it up. So many posts.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6103ffd7758ef

He did have the gift of gab, and dick pics.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6103ff8cec683

No! The amount of dick pics are way to low for that. Do i have to go back to poal.co?


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