It is, unfortunately not my musings on the 100 best dick pics. Nor is it a collection of dick pics and a how to guide for dick pic picture placement. It's a fantasy novel, and an average one at that. I post this as I am on mile 200 of a long distance bicycle ride to south Dakota. I need less masks, less vax, more dick pics, more goats. I have been writing in a journal along the way, and it ought to be about 50,000 words or so. I'll be publishing it when t done.
The support goes a long way in me making those miles. Buying condoms. Printing
and posting dick pics in every town and city.
It's uncomfortable, noisy, makes a huge mess. My neighbors complain about the sound, my place is just filled with these pails. I've passed a few off as sand box decorations, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. Fortunately, i can stack most of them, but now they are starting to clutter up every closet, the path to the fridge, and my bed. I can't live like this anymore, what am i to do with all these buckets?
I've changed my ways, its tits or GTFO from here on out boys. No need to lock up those cocks, superglue those zippers, or encase your pecker in frozen carbonite. Sweater puppies, bazzogas, chest testicles, cocks, top humps, lady bumps, yes-ma'am-mary glands! If you got picks of dials tits, double points to you good sir or miss!
