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CHIRO
Member for: 4.2 years

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CHIRO 1 point 7 hours ago*

cool but impractical

When I do a project, I don't want the first few days to involve treating cardboard and laminating it just to fabricate something that will always be worse than if I'd just used the right material.

If you've got a lot of time on your hands, go for it. I'm sure it helps this guy out that he is making ad revenue for his efforts.

The fact that you can doesn't mean you should.

EDIT: checks subscriber count, is in the millions

Okay, so a guy who gets paid to fuck around goes: "Here's the way to do it." Wanna make *real* YouTube money on a viral video? All you need is 50 iPhones and a hydraulic press. It's that easy.


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CHIRO 5 points 18 hours ago

All of these major "influencers" are members of management networks. They are basically account managers. They act like middlemen for the advertisers. The influencers seem powerful, but they aren't. They become puppets. Well-paid puppets who say what they're supposed to say or lose their seat at the dinner table.

Compare Asmongold with someone like Sam Hyde. Asmongold is not even that entertaining. His charisma is non-existent. Sam Hyde is infinitely more entertaining, creative, comedic, intelligent, etc.

But Sam had to build up his business from scratch after he got fucked over by CN. It took him over a fucking decade to do it. Not only that, but it took him making insanely richer content. Compare with Asmongold who just sits in front of a fucking camera making faces at videos like omg.


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CHIRO 2 points 19 hours ago

Haha

I think I should be offended at the implication that all a midget needs to do to rape me is get high enough off the ground. Like, there's nothing I can do if he finds the stool.


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CHIRO 3 points 19 hours ago

OH FUCK. I JUST FOUND A PANDA SUIT.


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CHIRO -1 points 19 hours ago*

@FreeinTX is right.

That said, I've always wavered on the existence of nukes. I'm agnostic. You already mentioned one of the main reasons I find for being skeptical. The other is tactical. Nukes might scare retards, but anybody who is not retarded realizes you can get Hiroshima-similar damage to life and structures by simply bombarding a city with incendiaries. Also, see the Tokyo fire bombings. They had possibly 100k deaths, and no firestorm even formed during that event.

Also, I think it is plausible that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fire bombings. People will tell me the radioactive fallout was minimized due to the height of the explosion. I'm far from a nuclear physicist, but it doesn't pass the sniff test. It sounds like total bullshit to me that those cities are now bustling, yet they scared everyone in my country for years about the "fallout" situation. Basically, you'll be in a bunker for years and years after a nuke goes off. Okay.

Also, I've had people call me stupid for being skeptical because "muh mushroom cloud." I'm not shitting you. Any sufficiently large explosion will make a cloud like that. Firestorms can also form mushroom clouds.


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CHIRO 1 point 20 hours ago

KY boyfriend, then KYS, faggot.


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CHIRO 3 points 22 hours ago

Try some of that JB weld on your mouf nigga


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In other words, she didn't think about why she was doing it. She just did what she saw everyone else doing. Bless your dumb heart, Christine Maimone.


/v/Intelligence viewpost?postid=684ca40a9c4d8

This is fucking hilarious.

You can't write a reality more absurd than the real one.

WWIII about to blast off. Iran is broadcasting groyper nation. Nick fucking Fuentes is making smart ass jokes from the epicenter of the next war lol.


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Over the years, I have abused the line "I see my friiieennndds" so much.

This one is another bit of gold from roughly that era when waspy moms started losing their minds and trying to make their kids famous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAD4X0ARZJw

EDIT: God dammit. I didn't realize the op was a death metal version.


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Because women do what the clients want.

Look at the porn addicts watching. They are cucked by porn. They want to watch white girls getting plowed by black men.


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There's no way I'm going looking for it, but I have a fuzzy memory of reading something to the effect of: she did a genetic testing kit or some shit, and she was surprised to learn about her jewish heritage, yada yada.


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Ya notice how sometimes big jets will crash and leave jet-like pieces laying around that make it possible to go: that right there was a jet...


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Talk about a DIE-verse stream.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684a2a09ae168

Same. The spoils go to the conquerors. After pillaging some other tribe and killing their men, if my ancestors passed these over just because they were enemy tiddies, then my ancestors were gay.


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"Oh no, work!" he says sarcastically.

Lol

Who needs work when you can couch surf between getting fifty bucks a pop to stand in the road for this month's protest theme?

There is no political solution. This dude is baked, obstructing the highway and legitimately thinks (together with all of his friends) that he has the moral high ground.


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Where were the "no kings" protests against Biden and the vaccine mandates.


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You could find titties on YouTube.

I stress *find*.

Now you can't escape titties on YouTube.


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CHIRO 1 point 3 days ago

Black Audi had plenty of space to go around by 10 or 11 seconds in.


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