The DARE officer showed up to my school in a sweet looking, tricked out Trans Am with white lettering on the side that read "This car was confiscated from a drug dealer."
All the kids were like, "Damn! Drug dealers drive really nice cars!"
8. You will need to provide written documentation that proves that every lesson included special individualized accommodations or you will be personally sued for negligence.
Pizza Dough:
5 grams dry active yeast
2 cups semolina flour
2 1/2 cups 00 flour (plus a little extra for dusting)
2 tsp salt
2 Tbs Olive Oil
1 3/4 cups lukewarm water
Activate yeast in lukewarm water; let sit for 2 minutes
Mix all other ingredients into yeasty water for about 5 minutes until a rough texture
Lightly dust work surface and dump out the dough
Knead the dough until a nice smooth texture
Cut the dough into 4 equal pieces and place in ziplock bags or air tight containers large enough for expansion.
Refrigerate for several hours (even better overnight). If you're a faggot, you can use the dough right away, but it will suck. Plan ahead and make your dough the day before.
Pizza Sauce:
1 14 oz can tomatoes
1 14 oz can tomato sauce
italian seasoning (oregano, basil, etc)
1-2 cloves of garlic (to taste)
chopped onion (to taste)
2 Tablespoon olive oil
Saute onion and garlic over med low heat (about 5 minutes or onion is clear)
Add tomatoes & sauce ( blend until the texture you like)
Add the necessary seasoning to your taste.
Cook over med heat until desired thickness (will thicken up as it cools)
Top with fresh basil and fresh mozzarella. If you're a faggot, you can use a low moisture processed mozzarella instead. String cheese is your best option.
I really liked the part where they hid the goose under the table so it could sit on its eggs. Because, you know, all geese lay their eggs inside the house under a table.
Burnz 8 points 12 months ago
The DARE officer showed up to my school in a sweet looking, tricked out Trans Am with white lettering on the side that read "This car was confiscated from a drug dealer."
All the kids were like, "Damn! Drug dealers drive really nice cars!"
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Burnz 1 point 1 year ago
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."
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Burnz 0 points 1.4 years ago
You missed a big one
8. You will need to provide written documentation that proves that every lesson included special individualized accommodations or you will be personally sued for negligence.
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Burnz 0 points 1.8 years ago
Pizza Dough:
5 grams dry active yeast
2 cups semolina flour
2 1/2 cups 00 flour (plus a little extra for dusting)
2 tsp salt
2 Tbs Olive Oil
1 3/4 cups lukewarm water
Activate yeast in lukewarm water; let sit for 2 minutes
Mix all other ingredients into yeasty water for about 5 minutes until a rough texture
Lightly dust work surface and dump out the dough
Knead the dough until a nice smooth texture
Cut the dough into 4 equal pieces and place in ziplock bags or air tight containers large enough for expansion.
Refrigerate for several hours (even better overnight). If you're a faggot, you can use the dough right away, but it will suck. Plan ahead and make your dough the day before.
Pizza Sauce:
1 14 oz can tomatoes
1 14 oz can tomato sauce
italian seasoning (oregano, basil, etc)
1-2 cloves of garlic (to taste)
chopped onion (to taste)
2 Tablespoon olive oil
Saute onion and garlic over med low heat (about 5 minutes or onion is clear)
Add tomatoes & sauce ( blend until the texture you like)
Add the necessary seasoning to your taste.
Cook over med heat until desired thickness (will thicken up as it cools)
Top with fresh basil and fresh mozzarella. If you're a faggot, you can use a low moisture processed mozzarella instead. String cheese is your best option.
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Burnz 1 point 1.9 years ago
I really liked the part where they hid the goose under the table so it could sit on its eggs. Because, you know, all geese lay their eggs inside the house under a table.
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Burnz 1 point 2.0 years ago
*Returns from six weeks paid vacation*
"Yup! I'm still straight and male! Glad I had time to reaffirm that."
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Burnz 0 points 2.1 years ago
Wow. I forgot all about that place! I created an account a long time ago, but there was hardly any content.
I should go back and check it out.
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Burnz 4 points 2.1 years ago
Should be easy to highlight a character flaw.
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Burnz 1 point 2.3 years ago
If freedom is based on White supremacy, this implies slavery is the natural state for blacks.
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Burnz 3 points 2.4 years ago
This is not a quote from the book. I just searched the PDF.
It is an effective meme to wake people up as to what may come, but don't go telling people this is real.
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Burnz 1 point 2.4 years ago
I have 10 print versions of both 1984 and Animal Farm. I had a feeling this day would come and wanted to preserve the original works for my grandkids.
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Burnz 4 points 2.5 years ago
I have two:
Bless us, Oh Lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive
From thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen.
or
Come Lord Jesus, be our guest, and these thy gifts to us be blessed. Amen.
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Burnz 0 points 2.8 years ago
What are the exact dimensions of a real card?
I want to be sure I can truly spot a fake.
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Burnz 0 points 2.8 years ago
True. They should smoke that meat over the burning embers of their city.
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Burnz 6 points 2.8 years ago
They better ration that food. It's the last produce they will ever get from a grocery store.
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