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[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2022 18:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Boyakasha 23 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 07:08:12 ago (+23/-0)

He should use the Tyrone meme. Pre-made and ready to roll.

[ - ] natehiggers 8 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:56:40 ago (+8/-0)

Shieeeeeeeeeeet

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 16:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

Submit it. Please.

Also, submit a happy merchant with dark skin.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2 yearsApr 9, 2022 04:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

Tyrone has the magic power to get promoted every time he chimps out and blames "white privilege."

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 12 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 10:10:40 ago (+12/-0)

The nigger character should be Dilbert's boss's boss promoted by diversity.

Her obvious flaw would be aggressive incompetence.

[ - ] con77 12 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:47:13 ago (+12/-0)

His 30 years younger trophy wife wouldn't fuck him

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:05:55 ago (+4/-0)

Of course not. She's way too busy fucking everyone but him.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:42:26 ago (+1/-0)

A cooch has durability limits you know....

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 20:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

thats how it usually works

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:57:49 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently, she divorce raped him. Maybe now is the time for @postwallhelena to sweep in, assuming he is beyond desperate and will take a dried up obese harpy

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 14:04:35 ago (+3/-0)

He asked to get divorce raped. Yeah some guys are asking for it. This chick had “divorce rapist” stamped on her forehead. Why did he do it? Sad.

[ - ] Splooge 12 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:24:11 ago (+12/-0)

I wonder how many submissions were along the lines of "this beez Darnell an himz flaw dat be FUNNAY iz lye himz be too NICE to wypipo an sheeit and gibbs dem himz money"

[ - ] yesiknow 10 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 06:42:57 ago (+10/-0)

He's about to get shit on because his style is White, and that's what jews detest most. Adams will apologize for being White and bring in a nigger token to his script that spins on it's own head and steals from the others. He predicted that.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 9 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:54:04 ago (+9/-0)

Being a nigger is a flaw.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 8 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:10:42 ago (+8/-0)

I am laughing so hard. This tweeet was funny for so many reasons.

How about always late?
Shits up the office bathroom?
Steals food from the break room?
Caught jerking off under his desk?
Gets barbecue sauce inside his card reader?

The choices are endless.

But Scott will go with something like: character is TOO smart for own good, has trouble relating because of his huge negro IQ, is painfully shy, etc.
Whatever he goes with, it will be a “flaw” you never see in blacks ever.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 14:30:28 ago (+4/-0)

But Scott will go with something like: character is TOO smart for own good, has trouble relating because of his huge negro IQ, is painfully shy, etc.
This.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2 yearsApr 9, 2022 02:42:10 ago (+1/-0)

Nailed it, 100%

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:39:57 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly!

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 8 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 08:26:53 ago (+8/-0)

He explained this yesterday, i forget what the explanation was though.

Basically he knows that he is not able to make a black character with a flaw.

The result is that his black character's flaw will be that they identify as white. I'm not sure how the jews will like this, i guess we'll see.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 6 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:48:47 ago (+6/-0)

He can't create a nigger with a flaw without getting cancelled, so he asks niggers to create a nigger with a flaw for him. He thinks he's clever. What he doesn't understand is that cancel culture is just judaism, crying out in pain as they strike you. It's about hatred of whites. He's not tricking anyone, breaking the system or winning in any way.

The way to beat the system is to simply say "The devil plays the victim" and never give anyone playing up their victim status anything ever. Make them pariahs. This means jews, niggers, women, tranny-pedos. All of them. You have to tell them to fuck off. That's how you win, but scoot will never understand that because he's a retarded boomer who can't understand that these people are not acting in good faith and just ignore their own rules when they become inconvenient.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:17:18 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure he'll be pilloried even if he didn't come up with the character.

[ - ] Burnz 4 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 07:43:11 ago (+5/-1)

Should be easy to highlight a character flaw.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:35:11 ago (+4/-0)

That's his fairly obvious burr in the stocking here. Apparently OP is not only le ghey, but is dim.

[ - ] neolithic 2 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 10:27:08 ago (+2/-0)

OP: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

[ - ] lariloles 2 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

nigger lovers are so pathetic

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 14:09:37 ago (+1/-0)

I'm calling it now. If the character is added, he will be a regular guy with no noticable flaw. The "humor" will come from all the white coworkers making racist assumptions about him. Asking him about his gang, assuming he can play bass guitar, assuming his father wasn't active in his life, etc.

[ - ] Neral 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:59:19 ago (+1/-0)

His name is Tyrone, you can easily draw him with giant lips. His humorous character flaw is despite being 13% of the Dilbert cast, he commits 50% of the violent hijinks in your comics.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

56% of murders, 65% of violent crime, 89% of interracial crime

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:59:03 ago (+1/-0)

The guy is challenging niggers to draw caricatures of themselves. That's a pretty funny troll move.

[ - ] jqueso 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:29:13 ago (+1/-0)

Dilbert to black man: "someone took my food out of the refridgerator today"

black man: " "nigga I dindu nuffin"

black man is eating Dilberts food in front of him. Dilbert must attend a racial sensitivity seminar because he harrassed a black man.

[ - ] Heartdisease 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

It should be a male character that sexually harasses his coworkers.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:56:57 ago (+0/-0)

Haha

[ - ] JoggerLogger 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 09:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

he dindu nuffin is a shoe in

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2022 00:29:23 ago (+0/-0)

This is Tyrone (attach tyrone.png) and his flaw is he gets really violent when people say niggers are violent.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 22:15:17 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger Dilbert should randomly murder coworkers.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

It's a trick question. There wouldn't be any blacks in his comics because they're all at an office where people do work.

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 15:00:37 ago (+0/-0)

Magic negro meme. Make him a janitor who gives dilbert sage advice.


[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 16:43:29 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe he could be a magic nigger that goes around slapping people....

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 14:59:43 ago (+0/-0)

tyrone

https://i.ibb.co/LkF7ssR/Sheeeit-Banner.jpg

flaw: he's a lazy worthless (in fact detrimental) affirmative action hire

Someone with twatter do it.

[ - ] taoV 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 14:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

You really wouldn't have to change much.

https://files.catbox.moe/6zmxdk.jpg

[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

Is he going to have the nigger character fucking Dilberts wife/girlfriend?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 13:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 14:32:49 ago (+0/-0)

They won't; niggers crave attention.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 12:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

How about a character who, randomly, for no reason whatsoever, jumps up in meetings, slaps who ever is presenting, and starts shouting “Get my wife’s name outcha damn mouth!” ? Kinda like a nervous tic or something? Whadya think Scotty-doo? Does it have legs?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

Attention blacks:

Im doing the white savior thing here and I need some volunteers to help me virtue signal. Im a boomer desperate for attention since my shitskin trophy wife abandoned me.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

Omg Scott. Such a cliche.

[ - ] jqueso 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2022 11:30:34 ago (+0/-0)

Just color Dilbert as black.