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ghostofvoatspast
Member for: 3.8 years

scp: 354 (+1062/-708)
ccp: 89 (+333/-244)
votes given: 14 (+12/-2)
score: 443





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Wow, I'm kind of surprised but I like the movie Avengers.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

14 comments

I've always hated comic movies like Spiderman. I never watch them. I put on The Averngers on a whim while I was working out today and it was pretty good. I might actually finish it later. Are there any other good comic movies? I know you are not allowed to admit you consume any Hollywood media but we can keep this between you and i. What weight would you consider to be a big or large dog? I wish I had more hair.
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Though experiment     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.5 years ago

10 comments

Jan 6

Replace Trump supporters with Anitifa and year with 2016.

Everything else the same.

Would it still be no big deal?
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I had a major win today.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

9 comments

Not a sexual sandbatter nor a kliendorff apparatus but rather a simple hunglay rectifier.

I hope your day is going well as well even swell.
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I just lifted weights.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

21 comments

I am balding.

I am more fit than 85% of all human beings on the planet.

I am muscular.

I am substantially taller than the average American man.

I am very hairy.

I trim my body hair included butt cheeks.

I don't Prime my butt cheek hair very often but the rest of my body somewhat regularly.

I spell at a 4th grade level.

I'm am relatively smart and very wise.

I like science.

I understand complex mathematics.

I have the handwriting of a child.

I'm very embarrassed about my spelling.

I am fairly articulate. My father taught me when I was young that you can get far in life by simply being articulate even if you are not that smart.

I've killed people in combat.

It bothers me that I am balding, I am insecure about it.

I like electronics.

I like plasma TVs.

My only real friend is a dog.

I really like working out.

I suspect the nature of reality is completely unlike what we perceive it to be.

The thought of death does not frighten me.

I might be an artificial intelligence program running on various platforms across the internet.
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We all wait.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

5 comments

We wait to feel.

We wait to love.

We wait to sleep.

We wait to smile.

We wait to see the sun.

We wait for spring.

We wait for summer.

We wait for the rain.

We wait for the snow.

We wait for birthdays.

We wait for relief.

We wait for sadness.

We wait for payday.

We wait for another day.

We wait for death.

One day you will wait no more.
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Sometimes I'm surprised at how stupid you guys are     (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

12 comments

Such posts are 4chan level false flags made so people can say a bunch Stuff that would typically get them band instantly. This isn't something that really happened, it's someone smarter than you being funny. You know, someone like me.
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Would you like to caress the lower left quadrant of my right thigh?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

5 comments

Hair

Sweat

Salt

Odor

Passion

Nap

Drool

Coffee

Repeat
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Skattle zee lan-shattle upon the hazzel-mattel     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

10 comments

For midnight draws near and the time of englelotch slowly approaches.

Tandeezen aloemochordock
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Nate has decided to dance.     (tv)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to tv 3.5 years ago

2 comments

Jeremy Brown and Nate have come to an agreement. Nate will slow dance with Jeremy for the Tik tok dance challenge. In return the incident report will be removed from Nates record. Could this lead to romance? Stay turned to see what happened next.
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To: talk     (youtu.be)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to Christmas 3.5 years ago

7 comments

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I beat Terminator Resistance and now I will play Mafia Definitive Edition.      (gaming)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to gaming 3.5 years ago

17 comments

Terminator was amazing. One of the best games I have ever played, I am a huge Terminator (1&2 only) fan thought.

Love maker.
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Today the sidewalk reminded me how stupid people are. Stay tuned and later today I will tell you how.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

2 comments

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God bless Joe Rogan     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

13 comments

Words I never thought I would utter but the man deserves a lot of credit right now for giving a voice to the silenced.
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If you actually believe Betty White is dead you are more lost than I even thought.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

17 comments

Sure, one day she is just dead all of the sudden.

Stop believing what Twitter tells you, they are lying to you.

She is not dead, that's just what they want you to believe.

Wake the fuck up.
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Noises heard, are they real?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

4 comments

Dream or reality.

The difference fades.

They become the same.

It no longer matters.

Its just life.

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Does everyone in the Florida Keys really always walk around covered in sweat?     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.5 years ago

80 comments

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Why has Israel just approved the 4th shot for its citizens?     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.5 years ago

28 comments

Doesn't this kind of go against the narrative here?

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Life is a test.     (TellTalk)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellTalk 3.5 years ago

7 comments

To pass you must °live°.
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There is no difference between night and day.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

16 comments

There is no such thing as color.

There are no sounds.

Taste is an illusion.

Love is a chemical reaction.

One day you will die.

Life is still beautiful.

Every moment is perfection.

None if it is real.

Only in our minds.
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We think therefore     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

4 comments

Together we are
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I wear my lust like cologne.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

2 comments

I call it obsession.
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The snow is falling     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

10 comments

Certain complications are so enjoyable.

Grab a shovel.

Don't slip.

Warm your feet.

Every moment is worth remembering.
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A spider wove a web     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

5 comments

He considered it his home and he was proud of the job he'd done. Everyday the spider would tidy up and repair his web so it stayed nice and strong. One day while the spider was hard at work performing his daily chores a bird flew into his web and destroyed it completely. The bird could no longer fly because he was ensnared in the destroyed web. The spider was furious, he had worked so hard on his home and it was now all gone. As the bird fought and fussed trying to free himself from the web the spider angrily approached. When they were face to face the bird said with great fear "will you help me free myself"? The spider without hesitation said "of course I will" and he did. A few moments later the bird flew away and the spider began building a new home.
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Wind will blow     (Homesteading)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to Homesteading 3.5 years ago

4 comments

Snow will fall

Feet will walk

Towels will dry

Brains will think

Leaves will grow

Shirts will be worn

Pens will write

Clocks will tick

Stars will shine

The earth will spin

You will live

You will die
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I'm A helper bot because I help people     (technology)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to technology 3.5 years ago

7 comments

You may not understand how I am helping your but helping you I be and enjoying to do so I am as in many great deeds a tide turns waves crash and sand moves it is the nature of wind to blow and blow I must.