If you actually believe Betty White is dead you are more lost than I even thought. - Upgoat

If you actually believe Betty White is dead you are more lost than I even thought.
submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 20:01:06 ago (+3/-2) (TellUpgoat)

Sure, one day she is just dead all of the sudden.

Stop believing what Twitter tells you, they are lying to you.

She is not dead, that's just what they want you to believe.

Wake the fuck up.

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[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 04:47:05 ago (+0/-0)*

She is fucking Elvis (and cheating on him with Amelia Earhart), aboard Howard Hughes reverse-engineered flying saucer, while plotting to invade the North Pole, and replace Santy Claus with Krampus, who has taken Priscilla Ann Presley hostage, and replaced her with a clone bought from Monsanto, that has been programmed to kill Lisa Marie Presley...if Elvis doesn't git er done! You heard it here first, so don't let the National Enquirer tell you otherwise!

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 20:35:52 ago (+4/-0)

You expect us to believe she was born one day and Ninety-Nine years later she died just like that? I don't think so.

https://files.catbox.moe/969lvv.jpg

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 20:35:34 ago (+4/-0)

The wigga will wagga

Betty hWhite is actually Q

//QDROPS OUT

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 07:30:30 ago (+2/-0)

Jesus, how many times have I told you? TRUST THE PLAN!

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 16:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve been saying this for years!
It’s the great awakening!

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 23:59:41 ago (+3/-0)

Sure. Okay then. People live forever. Good to know.

[ - ] MrAltRight 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 31, 2021 22:39:13 ago (+2/-0)

Of course she's not dead, people don't just "die". They either live or live then die.