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My refrigerator is acting up. I’d better finish that book by Friday.

I read about a pitbull attack. Our neighbor owns a pitbull. My life is in danger.

It's time to take my car in for service. I wonder if my stylist is available this Saturday.

I had a crazy music teacher in elementary school. All music teachers are crazy.

When it's sunny, I see my neighbor walking his dog. He must only walk the dog when the sun is out.

If Jo loves to read, she must hate movies. Jo hates to read, so she must love movies.

I don't make much money and I'm unhappy. Rich people must be happy.

He went to the same college as Bill Gates. Bill Gates is rich and famous. He should be rich and famous, too.

My neighbor's cat is aloof and mean. Cats are nasty animals.

I dated a man who was an accountant and all he talked about was work. Accountants are boring.

Mary bakes the best cakes in town. She should run for mayor.

Dave was arrested for a DUI ten years ago. He's definitely an alcoholic.

I had eggplant at the local Italian restaurant and it was disgusting. All eggplant is soggy and bitter.

I got into a car accident on a rainy day. No one should drive in the rain.

Wooden furniture comes from trees. If trees are cut down, there will be no new furniture.

The woman my brother married was a heartless woman. She was from New York. New Yorkers are terrible people.

I got sick after eating sushi last week. Pizza is the best.

Last night's lottery winner hit the jackpot after buying tickets from three different stores. The strategy for winning the lottery is to buy tickets from a variety of locations.

I lived in a house without a basement. That house flooded. Houses without basements will definitely flood.

I have a head of hair like God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

If I was going bald id just cut my hair very short.

I just turned 62 and am overweight but still very strong. well above average for my age.

Im only 5'10".

I am not hairy.

My IQ is 126. I am well above average in spelling and math.

Astronomy and Biology fascinate me.

I have no friends or pets but am thinking of getting a cat.

We perceive the world in the manner that we have been trained to. There are different doors of perception that we have forgotten how to access.

A shipmate whose father was killed in the CIA once told me that "Death is the ultimate adventure".

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What kind of dog?

Gay.