Flat Earth is awesome and hilarious, but McNasty is just trolling, and you're all feeding him constantly. Don't feed the trolls. Or, if you like, agree and exaggerate.
At the beach right now and all the men are either talking with each other, playing with their kids in the sand or water, or reading a book. Meanwhile every single woman is on her phone.
It's pretty crazy that the Earth, as seen from the Sun, about 150 million kilometers away, is just a dot; and yet the light from the Sun can somehow illuminate the underside but not the topside of the clouds as it sets.