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GreenSaint
Member for: 2.2 years

scp: 1256 (+1551/-295)
ccp: 2863 (+3942/-1079)
votes given: 453 (+452/-1)
score: 4119





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Drumming for the kids     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 8 months ago

6 comments

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Guy chases dogs     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 8 months ago

1 comments

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Parrot annoys cat      (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 8 months ago

7 comments

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It’s just so tempting to become a serial killer     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 8 months ago

24 comments

It is. You know I’m right. You’re just denying your natural instincts. I am too but atleast i don’t lie to myself about it.
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I wish I could sleep forever     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 8 months ago

16 comments

Dreaming. It’s more real than real while you’re in it and anything is possible. Then you wake up in whatever your own little personalized version of hell is. I hate waking up. When you’re dreaming everything is ok. Even when you’re in a nightmare. It’s ok. I love nightmares. When I’m dreaming time is whatever I want it to be. Then I wake and I see my friends and family disappearing. When I dream I can hold them still. I can make them hang around.
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Why won’t this hell end? It won’t end it won’t it won’t end it doesn’t end it doesn’t end it doesn’t end      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 months ago

8 comments

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Somebody explain what happened in this video, like the context      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 months ago

3 comments

Was this in America?
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I’m in a casino.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 months ago

2 comments

They’re playing a song. West end girls. It’s crazy bro. Without gta 5 this song never gets played. Idk it’s dumb but it’s funny to me.
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Where do you look for information?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 months ago

4 comments

I typed in something earlier into google. Top two results. Complete opposites. Yea…….ok then……….. send me yalls dick pics. I’m so tired of the lying. Dick pics send em.
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Bro Popeyes has a spice called Cajun sparkle.     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 months ago

12 comments

That’s gayest goddamn thing iv ever heard in my fucking life. I feel like asking for it was willingly being sexually assaulted. I’m
Not joking I researched it in the drive through (what the name was) I would rather ask for the San Fran 69 sauce. This CAJUN SPARKLE. SPARKLE? FUCKING SPARKLE!!!’ That’s minimum top 20 gayest words ever invented by man. I’m sorry. I’m drunk. I wanted chicken. I can’t get over this. What kind of faggot ass chicken shit is this. Cajun SPARKLE!?’bb HOW BOUT CAKUN FUCKING SPICE I GREW UP IN THE SOUTH I KNOW WHAT CAJUN IS. I swear when I eat this I brt there’s some fucking chemical it’ll make me just crave taking it right up the ass. I’ll be signing up for some cheerleading squad somewhere. Gayest goddamn thing iv ever heard of in my life. This is like Disney buying Star Wars. This is pedos in the Boy Scouts. And you know what the worst part is? I’m still gonna eat it. IM STILL GONNA EAT IIT. I’m gonna choke on it LIKE A DICK CAUSE ITS SPARKLE FAGGOT BULLSHIT.
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South Park, wheel of fortune      (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 months ago

3 comments

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Why is life like this?      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 10 months ago

21 comments

I can’t even do the simple things. Like sleep. One of the simplest things for an human to do. All I want is to sleep. I started working out again and it’s mostly helped. Hours in the gym till I can’t run anymore. Trying to run till i can’t stand anymore. 3-4-5 hours just running. It sucks and I love it. I sleep like a baby. My bitch ass knees can’t keep up. I blow my knee out. Now I can’t do anything. Now I can’t sleep. Is this what life is? Is it just hell? Little hells. Big hells. Destined to lose for no reason. I can’t get on a normal schedule so I justt let everyone down. wtf is this bullshit existence I fucking hate it.
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The war on mankind     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 10 months ago

2 comments

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Ready for war     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to funny 10 months ago

0 comments

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I think I’m getting claustrophobic as I get older     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 10 months ago

20 comments

Idk why man. I was in the back of a van the other day and I started having a borderline panic attack. I made them pull
Over I couldn’t take it. wtf. I’m afraid to book a flight cause I’m worried about being trapped in those seats. Iv never had this problem why do I have this problem all of a sudden
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Long workouts in a cool room or short in a hot room?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 10 months ago

2 comments

What’s better. That heat whips you but I like that it’s harder. Is it gonna hurt what I’m doing. Cardio btw. I’m sure yall will be very educational with your answers
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Trump roasting for an hour      (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to funny 10 months ago

0 comments

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Is it still possible to phish people with just the click of a link     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 11 months ago

14 comments

Back in the day I used to have a program and all I had to do was get people to click the link. And it would immediately give me the password to their account. I wasn’t doing anything malicious with it. It was wrong to do but I wasn’t trying to steal or anything. I was just doing it to fuck around and see how far I could go. Get into one persons account then use that to spread. Can you still do stuff like that with say Twitter or Facebook or whatever. Or is security just a little better these days. Cause I don’t know shit and I was doing it very easily. I don’t think it was a program I even had to download.
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There should be a program where you can legally kill people.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 11 months ago

10 comments

I feel it’s like prostitution. Legal, illegal. It’s gonna happen always forever. I mean in America we lock everyone up. Why can’t we take the child molesters the serial killers whatever they are the fucked up people and just kill them? Like ok you go online and you bid. Read a description. This guy raped his 5 year old niece 46 times. Place bid. Then you win. And they just let you do whatever to them. Why is that not a thing. You’re killing two birds with one stone. This insane world is over complicating things. I wanna beat somebody’s head in more than I want anything else.
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Unintentionally hilarious Cleveland balloon fest     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 11 months ago

4 comments

Just watch it you dumb motherfuckers it’s so funny
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10-20 years from 100% of the human experience being recorded     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 11 months ago

3 comments

I see posts about trump and the shooter and the whatever. We are the earliest cyborgs. You still have to pull out a device and press a button. You look for videos online and they’re ehhhhhhh shakey. One day it’ll just be there. First person perspective. Everything. When do we stop being human beings
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Seeing trump get shot at. It’s so exciting.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 11 months ago

14 comments

I mean imagine if they both debated and one of em won and fucking whatever the fuck who cares. This is the spice of life: chaos is what makes life worth living baby boy. This is why you should put antifreeze in your cats food bowls. Rat poison doesn’t work as well as you would think it would
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Isis Car bomb launched in air      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 11 months ago

2 comments

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Bees vs hummingbird      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 11 months ago

1 comments

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Just think somebody somewhere tonight is gonna lose their fingers. Dont let it be you my sweet little summer children     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 11 months ago

9 comments

I actually know somebody who blew off a couple fingers a few years ago lol. Dont do it bro. Set it in a bottle or something. No holdo el fireworko