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ScheduledSuicide
Member for: 4.3 years

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votes given: 9466 (+9180/-286)
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That guy sounds like the back of his throat is bruised.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=67073686a00e4

Huh - you're right. They all look alike.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=66da6b0acd5ee

She looks like 'Chunk' from Goonies - who happens to be named Lawrence Cohen...


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=66da6b0acd5ee

I think you mean 'Stern' but I can see how you'd confuse the two. Or does that Mandell turd have a show?


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=66da6b0acd5ee

...the noses on those guys (well, can't tell really on the tranny, but it's a tranny so I'm assuming).


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=66d7acdb312a3

'explosive surge in kidney failures' and 'explosive kidney failure' don't sound like the same thing.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66ce7bc85e219

Oh! Get a hook, slather it in glue, then roll it in sand and hang it in her locker. It'll be funny.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=66c8df19278ff

Don't use PVC pipe! I learned that.


/v/Homesteading viewpost?postid=66c8e26abbdec

Unless you intend to cover it, I think you're in a better situation now. If you enclose them in a stationary yard you'll either have to cover it or get a high fence and clip their wings and you may still have to deal with hawks. They will strip it bare, and you'll be looking to put them back into a chicken tractor of some sort before long. If you have an old push mower sitting around try to use the handle and wheels from it on that yurt.

*Assuming the mower is fucked...


/v/Homesteading viewpost?postid=66c8e26abbdec

It might just be the angle, but Colonel Cotton Lyndal Hill comes to mind.


/v/pics viewpost?postid=66c742af57f4a

Tell him that you are immortal. You were shot in the upper chest with buck shot and, although immortal, you do have to heal. These are the marks from healing. He'll totally buy it. Slut.


/v/clusterBbitches viewpost?postid=66c22737b86ab

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/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=66af5480150af

Hey, everyone looks inactive next to some posters. Sorry I don't vomit every single thought in my head onto the internets.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66ac2b1e12a32

State chosen randomly:
"In Texas, there is no general requirement to inform a police officer that you have a gun in your car during a traffic stop or other encounter with law enforcement. However, if the officer asks if you have any weapons in the car, you are legally required to answer truthfully. Failing to do so could result in criminal charges."


/v/videos viewpost?postid=669ed187b2a2b

Then it turns around (1:01) and it's the happiest of all the merchants.


/v/ThotPatrol viewpost?postid=6679d968c1b29

The race war has started and as usual no one told the Whites.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=665fd03a55311