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Oz5711 2 points 3 months ago

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Oz5711 0 points 3 months ago

you misspelled NIGGUH

Oz5711 2 points 3 months ago

i dunno, man. there's a reason why the term "gallows humor" exists.
some of the funniest shit i've heard was during or immediately after catastrophe.

Oz5711 0 points 3 months ago

rookie numbers

Oz5711 0 points 3 months ago

i have had worse seat neighbors on flights. at least it was quiet and didn't to the armrest struggle thing.

Oz5711 0 points 3 months ago

i don't like hearing any abomination of language
where i live, "yes" can have 2 syllables

Oz5711 0 points 3 months ago

i am allergic to anise and the smell of black licorice just fills me with hate
other black things do too

Oz5711 1 point 3 months ago

we had a korean kid that used to do that with small ones. he was a bit crazy but even he wouldn't touch the big ones. taped 2 water bottles together and shook em a bit. i also saw the same kid squatting by the edge of a tent so he could blowdart "a rat" (really just a mouse) and damned if he didn't actually pull it off.
the Marines will fight each other naturally.

Oz5711 1 point 4 months ago

yeah it's fucky because they chase you
but it's because they want the shade in your shadow
just dont touch them
bad idea and i have seen that too

Oz5711 3 points 4 months ago

this, but the size of dinner plate
https://files.catbox.moe/arj0ym.jpg

Oz5711 2 points 4 months ago*

if you had come across one like a foot in diameter, you'd know
edited comment: like stomping on a puppy that is full of hate, is faster than you, and can climb you

Oz5711 3 points 4 months ago

fuck that. that bastard was huge. i was standing on my cot getting ready to sacrifice a boot. when they bite, they take meat with them. they know no fear. they are fast. also not really spiders since they have 10 legs. ultimately it just left of its own volition while we looked at each other confused.
i have seen the same guys rush headlong into danger, but that bug, man, uggggh

Oz5711 5 points 4 months ago

i saw an entire tent full of Marines jump on their cots and start throwing shoes from a single camel spider
sometimes you just don't know what to do

Oz5711 9 points 4 months ago

i'd like to think i'd have a manlier response in the same situation, but... i dunno
less screaming, more cussing

Oz5711 0 points 4 months ago

yeah have at it

Oz5711 2 points 4 months ago

not what i meant at all, killer.
thy this: https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuxq.png
my professor was an old-ass meteorologist from pre-sophisticated computer modeling days
you definitely aren't in calc 3

Oz5711 2 points 4 months ago

this works fine for a unit circle and should be basic high school knowledge, but then do some integrals where the way forward is to convert them to imaginary exponentials.

Oz5711 1 point 4 months ago*

oh boy, you're gonna LOVE vector calculus
also, and i am not trying to be a dick, these sound like precalculus issues

Oz5711 4 points 4 months ago

i have seen canadians lately commenting online that they were ready to throw hands but this is not what i thought they meant

Oz5711 1 point 4 months ago

why would you fingerfuck the trigger during holstering?

Oz5711 1 point 4 months ago

holy shit. i have been to that taco truck. i can confirm that their tacos were excellent, to the point i was agitated that i only noticed it the day i evacuated memphis. not "skirt around a corpse" good, though.

Oz5711 2 points 4 months ago

i already have an intense dislike for her, but i am definitely saving this insult for later

Oz5711 0 points 4 months ago

i have been called a lot of things but i gotta say that's a first

Oz5711 0 points 4 months ago

equal power is no power

Oz5711 1 point 4 months ago

i am tired of being called racist because i am good at math