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Groid gets jumped

submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 10:56:55 ago (+33/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/94dpsj.mp4



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[ - ] Oz5711 9 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:19:04 ago (+9/-0)

i'd like to think i'd have a manlier response in the same situation, but... i dunno
less screaming, more cussing

[ - ] goatfugee12 5 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:53:59 ago (+5/-0)

we had rats in the warehouse at work this winter.

my reaction each time one shot out was yelling "mother fucker" so thats apparently my startled go to.

[ - ] Oz5711 5 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:30:04 ago (+5/-0)

i saw an entire tent full of Marines jump on their cots and start throwing shoes from a single camel spider
sometimes you just don't know what to do

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:40:18 ago (+2/-0)

I hope you called them pussies!

[ - ] Oz5711 3 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:48:03 ago (+3/-0)

fuck that. that bastard was huge. i was standing on my cot getting ready to sacrifice a boot. when they bite, they take meat with them. they know no fear. they are fast. also not really spiders since they have 10 legs. ultimately it just left of its own volition while we looked at each other confused.
i have seen the same guys rush headlong into danger, but that bug, man, uggggh

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:53:43 ago (+2/-0)

I fucking hate spiders

[ - ] Oz5711 3 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:01:53 ago (+3/-0)

this, but the size of dinner plate
https://files.catbox.moe/arj0ym.jpg

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:07:02 ago (+2/-0)

Aaaaww, look at that derpy little face.



Send me 1000 of them, I wish to flood the jew tunnels with these friendly little guys.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:13:33 ago (+1/-0)

GTFO! that big? and fast?

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:15:27 ago (+1/-0)

yeah it's fucky because they chase you
but it's because they want the shade in your shadow
just dont touch them
bad idea and i have seen that too

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 09:20:47 ago (+1/-0)

Damn son!

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:57:29 ago (+1/-0)

supposed to make them fight each other (camel spiders that is not marines)

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 12:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

we had a korean kid that used to do that with small ones. he was a bit crazy but even he wouldn't touch the big ones. taped 2 water bottles together and shook em a bit. i also saw the same kid squatting by the edge of a tent so he could blowdart "a rat" (really just a mouse) and damned if he didn't actually pull it off.
the Marines will fight each other naturally.

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 20:33:20 ago (+0/-0)

lol true!

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

Why didnt someone just stomp on it ??

[ - ] Oz5711 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:49:37 ago (+2/-0)*

if you had come across one like a foot in diameter, you'd know
edited comment: like stomping on a puppy that is full of hate, is faster than you, and can climb you

[ - ] dassar 3 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:31:14 ago (+3/-0)

Oh shit you're right, just looked up the size of these fckers - i forgot they were this big. 'God damn - someone hit him with the shoe FFs.'

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 23:42:20 ago (+0/-0)

I was riding my bike once (like a faggot, i know), and a squirrel landed in my lap and freaked out like nig related for a second then hopped away. I wish I could say I handled it well, but It was so quick, I thought a pinecone or something fell on me so I didn't have the chance to handle it well. We did have a moment of eye contact as he was exiting my lap though, which was nice.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 9 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:03:09 ago (+9/-0)

Even nature's creatures hate the nog.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:50:51 ago (+7/-0)

This nigger should have known, from all his many years of sitting on his ass, watching TV, that some bullshit was about to happen the moment he opened that door, and that music started playing.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

HAAAAA! fukn A!

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:09:06 ago (+4/-0)

Savage squirrel

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:04:52 ago (+3/-0)

24 years ago I opened a outdoor fridge, and a 12 inch-long centipede fell on my chest...I had the same nigger reaction

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:03:20 ago (+3/-0)

even squirrels hate niggers

I was in the woods deer hunting one time and sitting at the base of a tree and a squirrel ran up on my shoulder and stayed there for a long time. He was a character! He just sat on my shoulder snuggled up to me. I literally said: If you bite me I will blow your fucking head off. Ne was friendly.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 18:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

That would probably freak me the fuck out too

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:56:04 ago (+0/-0)

That poor squirrel contracted rabies and had to have 23 shots because of the interaction.