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patchesohoulihan
Member for: 3.7 years

scp: 35 (+36/-1)
ccp: 145 (+156/-11)
votes given: 5 (+4/-1)
score: 180





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Take her back to your place, fuck her there. Then after you've fucked, tell her why you would only have sex with her back at your place. If she gets mad, walk away and call animal control on her. Easy.


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I have these in my fridge too. Good ass purple drank.


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Holy shit, that cop who tackled the guy in blue, while turning his back on the man swinging a knife around and stabbing people, fully deserves those stabs to the back of his head and neck. What an absolute retard.


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And some people will still say that it wasn't stolen.


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This video is a perfect illustration of how ineffective police are. They show up after the damage has been done in like 90% of scenarios. Theft, murder, burglary, etc..


/v/Gore viewpost?postid=66233395a2ed5

Yeah we'll see. I'd love to see that, but I'm holding my breath.


/v/WhitePeopleThings viewpost?postid=6621658d34d73

"I'm feeling totally inadequate as a pharmacist"

Yes. You are. How's that Hippocratic oath working out for you? Fucking faggot.


/v/CovidWorldOrder viewpost?postid=662037507df38

You guys! I found the chimp out!


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=65f872312fa38

That was exactly my first thought.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=65f872312fa38

Ugh fucking christ cucks have zero logic when it comes to kike-land.


/v/Christianity viewpost?postid=653d89e1a7435

Hahaha fuck. This was genuinely god damn hilarious.


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I would bet that if you started using words and phrases like 'submissive' and 'serving your husband' she'd instantly get argumentative. Modern-day "conservative" women will go on and on about these talking points but at the end of the day are extremely independent and liberal-minded in comparison to their grandmothers and great-grandmothers. Modern-day women have bought the lie that historically women were subjected to slavery under men. I've heard plenty of "conservative" women champion the exact same talking points as the liberal, lefty women they supposedly disagree with. Bunch of retards.

..Also women shouldn't be allowed to vote. They never earned the right and were simply given it with zero buy-in or commitment to anything. Try bringing that up to a "conservative" modern woman sometime and see how quickly she transforms into an 'empowered and independent ©' overly emotional WAhHMaN!


/v/WhiteBeauty viewpost?postid=64f7dd2438102

No, you're right. "Real Christians" would just replace blacks with jews and call it a day. It's all brainwashed programming meant to make you worship jews and jewish interests. Can't tell you how many times I've heard "real Christians" suck the dick of israel endlessly. "Muh god's chosen people" "the promise land" etc..


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63d0632e85f76

Totally. Wisely, I don't tell them shit. Our conversations float around the superficial level.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63f2940450cb9

Holy christ. Taking an experimental vax while pregnant. These fucking people man. I totally understand the level of frustration you're dealing with there. I've had to stop engaging with my dad in lots of areas of conversation because of the trump derangement syndrome and NPC programming he's got. He parrots EVERY single point made on msnbc. It's insane. He'll bring up trump at the drop of a hat in completely unrelated topics, he agrees that the vax should be mandatory, and has told me that there is no amount of evidence I could show him that would ever convince him that covid had a 99.7% survival rate. I literally showed him the CDC's own figures on it and he said it was fake. That's the moment I gave up on him.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63f2940450cb9

Oh yeah, totally get that. I wouldn't just assume without evidence, but like I said the skyrocketing rate of miscarriages after the vax makes me very suspicious. What's frustrating is that we'll never know for certain. People are more than willing to lie to themselves and bury their heads in the sand when it comes to areas like this. Imagine if your actions directly led to the death of your own baby. Fuck, that's too heavy for most.

Edit: on that same note, I also have a 36-year-old friend who was just diagnosed with hodgkin's lymphoma a year or so after taking the vax. Same thing. Who knows if it's related to the vax or not, but there's been a steep rise in hodgkin's lymphoma and a myriad of other serious health issues after the vax rollout. But he'll never connect the dots. The naivety of these people is astounding. I've lost almost all respect for most of the people in my life over the last 3 years.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63f2940450cb9

Yeah so do I. It's almost every girl on hinge. Rude awakening incoming...


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63f2940450cb9

"Too bad they had to ruin a good show."

This show was created to entertain and brainwash passive retards, while marketing tide detergent and taco bell to them.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63f122ac34744

Catholics are dumb faggots with childish beliefs and traditions. Change my mind.


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